Study Shows Children Need More Vitamin Shut-The-Hell-Up »

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To reduce the early onset of life threatening heart and neurological conditions among parents, the American Academy of Health and Wellness is doubling its recommendation of Vitamin Shut-The-Hell-Up for children and adolescents, according to a clinical report out today.

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    ind061 year, 1 month ago

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    Other vitamins due to be increased are vitamin Put-That-Down-This-Instant, vitamin Did-I-Say-You-Could-Wear-That, and vitamin What-Did-You-Just-Say.

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    BronxBomber1 year, 1 month ago

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    I grew up with the: "What-you-talkin'-bout-Willis?" vitamin.

    It kept me away from silly TV sitcoms.

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      rightfromwrong1 year, 1 month ago

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      what about the vitamin "not before dinner or eat your peas"

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        RedRiverJ1 year, 1 month ago

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        We had the 'because I am the parent' vitamin.

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        icono11 year, 1 month ago

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        I like vitamin A..... for Alcohol and its various sub-categories as vitamin V for Vodka, vit R for Rum, and vit JD for Jack Daniels.
        Sometimes I have a vitamin B..... Beer also.
        Which leads to vitamin C......Comatose.
        Later y'all.

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        Mdiar1 year, 1 month ago

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        I grew up with the "I brought you into this world and I can take you out" vitamin. Yup, both of my parents were big fans of The Cosby Show.

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          cowboygrandpa1 year, 1 month ago

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          Well I always gave a healthy dose of the

          "I don't care what Cindys', Shaunas' or Bettys' Dad lets them do !!!!! They are not my responsibility and you are, and when you live in my house you live under my rules. If you don't like it, when you grow up, get a job and move out, then you can do whatever you please with what ever time and money you have left !!!!" Vitamin

          I hear them use it on my grandchildren all the time. Ahhhhh !!!! Grandparenthood when you get see your children live through what they put you through. LMAO hahahahahahaahaaha

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          uncle-dave1 year, 1 month ago

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          My and brother and I grew up on a multi-vitamin;
          “Sit down and shut up”!!!!

          Sometimes our mother would supplement that with a healthy dose of “when you two grow up I hope you have children just like you”!

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            engineer1 year, 1 month ago

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            THere are so many great vitamins. HAHA!!! :-) ^_^

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              BronxBomber1 year, 1 month ago

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              Geez CBGP! With a title like that, it must've been one helluva pill! How many ,milligrams was it? It probably would've choked "Mr.Ed'!

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              ConsAreNonGrata1 year, 1 month ago

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              It makes sense.

              Children better seen and not heard - America on the rise.
              Children allowed to interject - America in the crapper.

              I believe the evidence speaks for itself.

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                Poulenc1 year, 1 month ago

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                Shall we get into the don't-bring-your-child-to-a-restaurant-meant for-adults issue?

                Subset of which is--and I've seen the deed more than once--the nurse-your-infant-at table-in-a-restaurant-meant-for-adults-issue.

                Yikes!

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