Nostradamus Writings Predict McCain Victory »

Posted By ind06 1 year, 2 months ago in Humor

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CAP NEWS - "Conventional wisdom picks Obama. Nostradamus, four and a half centuries ago, picked John McCain," said Dr. Hubert Evans, professor of Renaissance Studies at Yale University and author of the best-selling "Nostradamus: Prophesize This!"

"Quatrain 78, Century X in particular seems to indicate that Obama had better not be measuring the White House windows for curtains quite yet, at least by my interpretation," said Dr. Evans.

The quatrain to which Dr. Evans refers - Quatrain 78 - is located in the grouping of stanzas known as Century X. Originally published in 1555 in Nostradamus' still-popular Les Prophecies, Quatrain 78 reads in full:

At the war's end:
The Feeble Kept One will strike down the Night
And his Imbecile Queen will rise from the snow
Bedecked in finery and the pelt of a wolf.


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    SonOfTheMask1 year, 2 months ago

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    LOL...good one ind06

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    ind061 year, 2 months ago

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    I don't buy it!
    Quatrain 12.5 says:
    "The giant Awz! his head in green smoke and flame
    Sets lions, straw and metal men to flee, yet
    when the curtain is pulled by the dog of Kehnzahz
    he shall be no Wizard"

    I think THAT makes it perfectly clear who's going to win this election!

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    tehranchik1 year, 2 months ago

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    Hysterical! I can't stop laughing.

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      Charlson1 year, 2 months ago

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      I got mud in my eye, what was that again? Oh wait, I got some on my glasses now. Sh*t, now it's all over my hands. This prediction stuff can fuzz up my outlook. And the mud ain't helping.

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      Ratskii1 year, 2 months ago

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      Hmmm, yeah this is humor, I know that. Went to my copy of the Complete Prophecies of Nostradamus. Century X, Quatrain 78: "Sudden joy shall turn to sudden sadness, At Rome to the embraced graces, Mourning, cries, weeping, tears, blood, excellent mirth, Contrary troops surprised and carried away."

      Century X, Quatrain 79: "The old roads shall be made more beautiful, There shall be a passage to Memphis summarily, The great Mercury of Hercules, fleur de lys, Making the earth, the sea and the countries to quake."

      Century XII, Quatrain 5: "Fire, flame, hunger, theft, wild smoke, Shall cause to fail, bruising hard to move faith, Son of God! All Provence swallowed up, Driven from the Kingdom, raging and without spitting."

      Is everything perfectly clear now?

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      chevydog1 year, 2 months ago

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      I guess somewhere in there he predicted my case of the flu as well.

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      Radiofreeeuropa1 year, 2 months ago

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      FACT:
      Nostradamus anticipated he would die.

      One day.

      Sometime.

      Sooner or later.

      And within these exacting parameters, he most certainly did die.

      Eventually.

      Proof he saw the future!

      1.When Nostradamus predicted "sardines will one day have keys on their cans," he was really intending for those keys to be on their butts.

      2. Three hundred years before the Confederacy, Nostradamus scribbled copious outlines for a futuristic novel set in the New World's New South during "a War Between the States."

      Nostradamus' manuscript pre-dated and echoed every character and plot twist in Margaret Mitchell's acclaimed 1936 historical novel, "Gone with the Wind" -- except, there was no Aunt Pittypat.

      There was an Uncle Pattycake.

      Mammy and Prissy were attorneys from the Law Offices of Mammy, Mammy, Mammy, Prissy, and Cohen.

      And instead of scrounging for carrots in her garden, a ravenous Scarlett O'Hara shoplifted a Pecan Log from Stuckey's.

      Amazingly, Nostradamus' book was entitled: "Gone with the Windsor Tie."

      Nostradamus suggested, after predicting the invention of motion pictures, his dream cast for "Gone with the Windsor Tie." He, too, chose Vivien Leigh for his Scarlett. However, it should be noted, his exact words requested "the ever-so-lovely Mrs. Larry Olivier."

      Nostradamus continued making plans for a film. "Between now and eternity," he said, "there shall be only one man to walk this Earth who can portray the handsome scoundrel from Charleston. Oh, please, employ my Rhett Butler: Samuel Gompers."

      Mr. Gompers, the U.S. labor leader, who died in 1924, was unavailable to comment for this story.

      "Or," Nostradamus said, "My second choice for Rhett? The ever-so-scalawaggy ex-Mrs. Tom Arnold."

      Roseanne, the U.S. actress and former Arnold, may have been available to comment. We didn't call her.

      3. In the late 20th century, Nostradamus decreed, baldheaded men would apply spray-canned hair onto their scalps!

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        bonaroo1 year, 2 months ago

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        Indo6

        Thanks for the laugh. That was hilarious.

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        ETproductions1 year, 2 months ago

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        Ha! This election has gotten Nostradamus so steamed up he has broken his 500 year commitment to never predict anything before it happens.

        Good one, Ind.

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        rushran1 year, 2 months ago

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        Nostradus for pres he knows all and stop anything bad happening since he canpredict the future hes better than the 2 running today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

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          Leemck021 year, 2 months ago

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          Nostradamus should have predicted how sickening this process is becoming. Issues get analyzed less than 10 percent and the rest is how campaigns are run, personalities, polls and rumors. Silly, and We American's don't seem to be embarrassed that the rest of the world, we claim the be the leader in, is looking on. McCain, being feeble in body and mind, with a VP runner that is feeble in knowledge and character, seeing how she can spout out lies, could fit the prediction. Obama, being of a race that the law once said one drop of African blood makes him some fraction, 3/4, 7/8 or something like that of a man, that could mean coming from a feeble station in life. Unemployment being double digit for African Americans is one indicator. If the destruction of the nation's economy, hence losing the Dream is also predicted, then that might be McCain continuing the GOP, 'W' policies. Did the script mention a Maverick? Nostradamus is going to be right if he meant Obama. America, and as we see the entire planet needs change. 'W' and this last 8 years are so bad Nostradamus should have seen it all the way back then and would warn us to vote for change.

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            lovemylibs1 year, 2 months ago

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            I liked the last quatrain. The End!

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              toph19731 year, 2 months ago

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              Wait though, hasn't Nostradamus been wrong every single time? I think that he's batting zero. LOL.

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              Mutainia1 year, 2 months ago

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              Gad, and I thought Mr. Damas was into predicting the Anti-Christ.

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                pcknowledge1 year, 2 months ago

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                In a related story, Palin predicted Armageddon and an after life for herself and a few others in heaven (they are all good Christians), beginning November 5th, 2008. Nostradamus predicted more accurately that Obama will win, God bless America! Nostradamus also predicted McCain/Palin/Bush/Cheney will join him (Nostradamus) whereever he (Nostradamus) is, right on November 5th, 2008...and all of their predictions came true.

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                  woweeWOW1 year, 2 months ago

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                  Obama, Pelosi, Biden all believe in abortion. Too bad their mothers didn't have an abortion. The world would be a better place without them. And I don't believe in abortion.

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                  PainGoddess1 year, 2 months ago

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                  Darn my 1449 edition isn't in english......

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                  ldb114131 year, 2 months ago

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                  1. the war is not close to ending
                  2. the prophesy implies that Palin might come to power in about 8 years at about that time, John McCain, then a much weaker man, will fall ill at night and possibly succumb to his illness.

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                    Hobe1 year, 2 months ago

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                    Nostradamus Writings Predict McCain Victory »

                    Crazy Nostra had the best of intentions, however, this fokelore
                    account of his existence is a little short of a Joke....

                    Nos did Not predict anything that can be factually Proven.

                    McCain and Nut case Paylin will not win anything...

                    McCain is an old tired Corrupt Politician ala the keating five savings and loan fraud that cost Hard working Americans Billions in Tax Dollars. This PIG walked away with $$$$, brought up on Ethics Charges and guess what, he got off Scott Free. Sound like the Corrupt Pigs in Washington....

                    Vote the Lifers out of office...

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                      LumFan1 year, 2 months ago

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                      Great find, ind06. I really needed a laugh after all of the grief that has been the hallmark of this campaign year.

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                      Ciera-Marie1 year, 2 months ago

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                      Before I forget, another good find ind. Too bad some people showed up and took this way too seriously and missed the word SATIRE!

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                      tt-rexxx1 year, 1 month ago

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                      And the new king will live in a white castle with new drapes and black furniture.

                      Snoop Dog
                      3 blunt island

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                        lostdawg521 year, 1 month ago

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                        Nostradamus also knew that Obama's aunt was living in the country when obama never knew.

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