The Marines were backing-up LAPD on a call that someone had broken into a store »

Posted By sarahturner 1 year, 1 month ago in Humor

I'm still laughing at this joke. Every time I picture the scenario I start laughing again. Go ahead and read it, you'll be laughing too.

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    sarahturner1 year, 1 month ago

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    I realize that something like this could never happen but put aside reality for a moment and picture the poor thief. Can you imagine what he must have been thinking. Every time I start thinking about it I start laughing again.

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      Newperson1 year, 1 month ago

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      Thanks SARAH

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      rightfromwrong1 year, 1 month ago

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      poor,poor thief

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      Charlson1 year, 1 month ago

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      Obviously the cop was never in the military. lol.

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      Endoscopy1 year, 1 month ago

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      ROTFLMAO
      The difference of what something means to the different branches gets funny as well.

      Secure the building.

      AF - Turn out the lights and make sure no one is in the building and lock the door.

      Navy - Same as the AF but also padlock the place.

      Army - Same as the Navy but add a guard at the front door.

      Marines - Go in and make sure there is no one in the building and create a perimeter around the building that no one can get through.

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