Bush In Race Against Time To Wreck Country »
Posted By ind06 11 months, 3 weeks ago in Humor
"President Bush has spent the first seven years and ten months of his presidency doing everything in his power to leave the United States in smoldering ruins," said White House spokesperson Dana Perino. "He certainly is not going to let the final days of his tenure go to waste."
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ind0611 months, 3 weeks ago
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A White House source has leaked that in lieu of a pardon, which could be politically inexpedient, President Bush simply plans to throw a bucket of mop water on Vice President Cheney to "melt his troubles away".
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Afterwards, he will click his ruby shoes together three times and wake in Kennebunkport being assured by doestic servants who suspiciously resemble members of his cabinet, that it was all a dream. -
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Beau789011 months, 3 weeks ago
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"Confounding the conventional wisdom that he is a lame duck president with no agenda as his days in office dwindle, President George W. Bush is redoubling his efforts to mutilate the country before his term expires, aides confirmed today."
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"Dwindle"! THAT'S what rhymes with "swindle"!-
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Progressive11 months, 3 weeks ago
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"If the President could preside over the disappearance of the Big Three and the millions of jobs they represent, that would be the ultimate feather in his cap."
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"Cap"! That rhymes with "crap", which pretty much sums up his presidency. -
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engineer11 months, 3 weeks ago
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Endoscopy11 months, 3 weeks ago
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Typical liberal. Mess up the country and blame it on the Republicans. Create CRA juice it up a lot with the lobbying of ACORN. Republicans try to fix the problem that Fannie and Freddy are getting into but good compassionate Democrats claim they are lying. Then watch the housing market climb and then OOPS. Foreclosures start. Not supposed to happen. Just because banks were forced to give poor people loans they could not afford. Banks were not supposed to want their money back I guess. Too many foreclosures. Oh oh, the bubble burst. Financial disaster. Market goes into a tailspin. That is OK we can blame the Republicans.
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Way to go libs. Compassion in mortgages. Now maybe the government will pay for all of those bad loans.
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cowboygrandpa11 months, 3 weeks ago
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Well now he can claim to have been a success at something !!!!
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Nobody can say they have damaged the United States as much as he has. Mission Accomplished GW
I am awarding him the long forgotten "Laugh-In" Fickle Finger of Fate award. May it tickle his fanny as he has tickled ours. LMAO
As for the random bombing of Belgium, Don't mess with my morning waffles bud !!!!!!!
I'll pis* on your cheerios and make them soaked oats !!!! LOL
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CRYMTYPHON11 months, 3 weeks ago
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Crymtyphon stares at the zen koan presented by the Master Charlson:
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the best thing you've done in life is fail at whatever you do except succeeding at failure .
If the young disciple can not solve the riddle, he must carry hot coals in his pants while running through the scorpion pit.
succeed at failure he whispers to himself. What does it mean?
fail at whatever you do except succeeding ...
He begins to sweat.
Scorpions.
Hot coals.
He tries an answer:
"Does it mean... a fish?"
The Master stares blankly at the pupil a moment. Then he signals to the other disciples.
Bring the bucket of coals .
Crymtyphon has failed at succeeding.
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cushi11 months, 3 weeks ago
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I am so incensed and embittered by this man and his "trashing" of the country...his abdication of a sacred responsibility to uphold and defend the constitution of the United States of America...his misuse and abuse of religion...his idiotic lack of understanding and lack of conscience...his audacity of arrogance in the face of utter humiliation...oh, I could go on and on and on...
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Suffice it to say that I can't even enjoy this attempt at humorizing the horror of his presidency. -
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chevydog11 months, 3 weeks ago
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Air strikes on Belgium? But they haven't done anyting to us! Now those rogue states of Liechtenstein and Andorra are another matter. I've heard rumors that they both have nu-cular subs plying off the Houston ship channel. They're jealous of our goats.
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Prosper-Inc11 months, 3 weeks ago
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Jeboba11 months, 3 weeks ago
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NO, No, a thousand times NO! Did you get over the assassination of JFK? Have you gotten over the 9/11 disaster? Have you gotten over the vietnam war?
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Bush has been just as big a disaster politically, economically, ethically, and morally as any of these disasters were in their own right!
He has destroyed our confidence in our government. He has destroyed our trust in anything we are told. He has promoted hate and divisiveness. He has promoted the right wing propaganda machine to polute the easily manipulated minds of right wingers....
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lvrofwolves11 months, 3 weeks ago
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Prosper-inc 'Isn't it about time to get over Bush people?'
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If he would pay back everything he's cost us, if he wouldn't take another penny from us...you know that 187,800 per year after he's out! NOT .01 CENT! I really resent that.
let him pay for his own health care etc......after the national debt is not being paid back by our Grandchildren, then, maybe then he can be gotten over, but we should never forget, that's for damn sure!!! -
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Endoscopy11 months, 3 weeks ago
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The libs have a hate thing going. The have to hate somebody even if for no more reason than what the Democrats did caused a problem that he did not fix. They have to blame him for everything wrong or if they perceive it wrong. Liberals live to hate. Just keep looking at their posts.
Bush had a horrible deficit. Ignore the fact that the Democrats said he did not go far enough. What are they going to say about Obama's deficit? He said recently that deficits are no problem.
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lloydm6511 months, 3 weeks ago
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Lord help those who through total ignorance can't help themselves.How sad it must be to black,and so full of visceral hate.I don't understand what your problem is.Are you disappointed that despite all the stupid democrats,and of course Chuck Hagal predicting daily that we were in more peril,and subject to more terrorist attacks any minute,and it didn't happen? Wow as dad,a granddad,and a great granddad,I'm grateful.Thank I thank God,and president Bush,once again I will enjoy the holidays with familey and friends in my peaceful community,state,and country.ps I am truly sorry for your pain.
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CRYMTYPHON11 months, 3 weeks ago
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Expressions of hate and contempt delivered as sad, kindly pity, - that's an art form that should not be undertaken lightly, lloyd.
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You had the basic ingredients:
a plea to Divinity to help those who in their 'total ignorance can't help themselves' (ie: they keep disagreeing with you).
a good knife-jab to the eye about how full of visceral hate they are.
an 'I am truly sorry for the pain you must feel being who you are'.
But you wondered into factuality; and as your facts were clearly wrong,
it weakened the framework of contempt .
Chuck Hagal was not the one screaming the terror color code for the day;
that was Cheney and Chertoff.
It was not Hagel who invaded a country to look for nuclear bombs;
then twaddled other reasons when none were found.
It was not Hagal who canceled parts of my constitution to protect the freedoms of my country.
That you are a dad and a granddad and a great-granddad does not make you wise; it only requires you to honestly try and be wise.
Wisdom isn't pitying those who disagrees with you.
It is honestly wondering whether you might be wrong..
Your final, evil little expression of sorrow for our pain?
We aren't in pain, lloyd.
We decided what to do and we elected our man to do it.
We are going to fix the problems that Bush made for our country.
We will be free and prosperous and at peace again.
Our flag will wave bright in the light of the torch of the statue of liberty.
And that's good for your grandkids.
It will be good for you.
And I'm glad.
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4thchance11 months, 3 weeks ago
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Bush has been blamed for virtually everything that has gone wrong around the entire world over the last 7+ years.
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He's been blamed for everything from the 9/11 attacks, to a hurricane that wiped out New Orleans, to wild fires in California, to Iran having nukes, to the wall street meltdown, to the bank failures, to global food crises, to tsunamis, earthquakes, tornadoes, obesity, STDs, Al Qaeda terrorism, high gas and food prices, dirty diapers, radio static, torn shirts, pot holes, burnt toast.... You name it, Bush has been blamed for it. Now you people sit here and try to tell us Bush has done nothing. Well, I beg to differ.
Sure seems to me, he's got more done then any other president we have ever had. He's been VERY BUSY!
Hey, how come no one has blamed bush for the fact that we have not had anymore terror attacks in the USA since 9/11!? Isn't he to blame for that too?-
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4thchance11 months, 3 weeks ago
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Here's what the future holds now with the Democrat party in power...
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When anything went wrong under Bush, it was the fault of Bush because it happened on his watch, RIGHT?
Watch what happens now that Democrat Obama is in power and everything is under Obama's watch. Once Obama takes office, anything and everything that goes wrong anywhere in the world, will be the fault of BUSH...wana bet!? We have a true double standard in our country. This blame game is a one way street with the Democrats. Hypocrisy at it's very finest!
The Democrats have a huge advantage. They have the media who will NEVER blame anything on the democrats. Everything will still be the fault of bush, probably for the rest of our lifetimes anyway.
The media can be summed up in this way.
The Democrats can do nothing wrong. The Republicans can do nothing right. That's the facts we have to live with now in this country. So, we will need to get use to the idea of having one party nation. Much like Cuba with their Castro! -
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reallypsst11 months, 3 weeks ago
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O please stop the bs , it was already debated and confirmed that every one in his administration and security agencies had some prior intel on possible targets.Here is a list of countries that warned us Israel,france ,briton,even russia sent a warning,so stop standing up for this idiot its not wise !
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Tangent00111 months, 3 weeks ago
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"Bush has been blamed for virtually everything that has gone wrong around the entire world over the last 7+ years. "
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Not by the Right he hasn't:
9/11 was Clinton's fault.
The mortgage crisis was Carter's fault.
North Korea's nukes are Clinton's fault.
Saddam/Iraq was Clinton's/the U.N.'s fault.
The recession is the Democrat Congress' fault.
$5/gallon gas prices were the Democrat Congress' fault.
The stock market downturn is Obama's fault.
Katrina was the gay's fault.
The big-3 auto industry failure is the UAW's fault.
No Child Left Behind's failure is the Teachers Union's fault.
McCain's loss is the Liberal Media's fault.
Poverty is Roosevelt's fault.
High medical costs are the illegal immigrants' fault.
Bin Laden still at large is Musharraf's fault.
If the Liberals blame Bush for everything, then it is fair to say the Conservatives blame Bush for NOTHING.
I'm willing to concede we haven't had another major terrorist attack on US soil for the majority of Bush's term and it appears several potential attacks were indeed thwarted. But keep in mind, Clinton thwarted several attacks as well and it took 8 years between the major al Qaeda attacks on the WTC.
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lloydm6511 months, 3 weeks ago
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Jeboba11 months, 3 weeks ago
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...never heard of this Dana Perino....
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Typical Republican. You just buy the crap you hear on the RIGHT WING MEDIA every day and don't pay attention.
DANA PERINO IS PRESIDENT BUSH's PRESS SECRETARY! SHE'S ON TV ALL THE TIME! You living in a cave somewhere in Tennessee....where they voted for McCain? Yeah, that must be it.
Maybe next year you can get your own outhouse so you can better contain your $hit!
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THOMNH6211 months, 3 weeks ago
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you freakin bloggers have nothing better to do, well your in luck because under the incoming administration you will be able to stay on welfare and sit in from of your computers in your underwear and spout hatred all day. Hail to the Chief and praise be to ala Obama
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THOMNH6211 months, 3 weeks ago
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never said I cared for or even voted for Bush, just wondered whats wrong with people. If we disagree about something political why do the people on the left resort to calling people names. By the way, as a conservative i think Bush and the right had their chance and they screwed it up but bringing back a Clinton administration lead by the most socialist leaning president in history worries me.
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Tangent00111 months, 3 weeks ago
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The 110th Congress:
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Raised the minimum wage.
Passed the GI bill.
Passed a Highway bill, creating 40,000 good-paying jobs
Closed tax loopholes for companies that outsource
Passed the Farm bill.
Passed access to low-cost student loans.
There's more...
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