U.S. stock market rallies for almost five seconds »

Posted By teaspoontimes 1 year ago in Humor

NEW YORK, NY—Jubilation was the dominant mood on Wall Street for approximately four and a half seconds yesterday as the Dow Jones Industrial Average skyrocketed ten points, causing widespread excitement and glee, before plummeting seven hundred points to close well below what most analysts would consider their worst nightmares, sources report.

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