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Posted By ind06 11 months, 4 weeks ago in Humor

At a demonstration on Tuesday, civil rights campaigners called for an end to the segregation of whites and coloreds in washing machines.

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    ind0611 months, 4 weeks ago

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    I solved this problem. All my clothes are black. Well, except for my boxer shorts...

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      Bkumm11 months, 4 weeks ago

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      You know, some people are not going to have a sense of humor about this. More is the pity for them.

      I'm still convinced that we'll know when racism is over when a white comedian can drop an n-bomb at the Apollo in a derogatory (yet funny) way and everyone laughs.

      As for me, there are two colors. Whites and everything else. My wife disagrees.

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        CRYMTYPHON11 months, 4 weeks ago

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        I for one am uneasy with jokes about races and skin colors, civil rights and such.

        Fake humour is where the racists fled, when they didn't feel quite safe
        saying what they believed,

        But we need to be able to joke about the things that are important to us.

        So I will allow it just this once.

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          traveler200011 months, 4 weeks ago

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          ***...My wife disagrees.***

          They never agree .....

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            Alexia11 months, 4 weeks ago

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            I agree. Humor is fine, but I do not like the inclusion of Rosa Parks in this writing.

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            uncle-dave11 months, 4 weeks ago

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            With the exception of you boxer shorts (I can't believe I said that), are most of your clothes light black or dark black?

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              ind0611 months, 4 weeks ago

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              Mephistopholean black, sir!

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                BronxBomber11 months, 4 weeks ago

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                Hah! Don't you guys worry! Bleach will definitely take care of any color guaranteed!

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                uncle-dave11 months, 4 weeks ago

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                Does that mean you wear Greyfriar boxers,Sir!?

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                  traveler200011 months, 4 weeks ago

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                  I didn't know Greyfriars wear boxers??

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                    uncle-dave11 months, 4 weeks ago

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                    Tighty whiteys are frowned upon in monastic life.

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                      traveler200011 months, 4 weeks ago

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                      Really???? I wonder why??

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                        uncle-dave11 months, 3 weeks ago

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                        You would have to go back to 1018 and the founding of the Buckfast Abbey by Earl Aylward under the reign of King Cnut to find out why the wearing of tighty whiteys were forbidden.

                        I think it had something to do with the Gregorian Chants that the monks would sing. Since there were no metronomes back then he only timing mechanism that the monks had was the “pendulum” that God gave them, which would have been restricted by the wearing of “tighty whiteys”.

                        I hope you have found this useful traveler2000.

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                          traveler200011 months, 3 weeks ago

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                          Dear Uncle-Dave,

                          That's why we have "uncles" for: to get the answers we can't get from our parents:

                          Your explanation was very educating and useful (and "visual"......) indeed.

                          Thank you so much, whenever I have another "existential" question I will come to you.....

                          Traveler2000

                          lol

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                traveler200011 months, 4 weeks ago

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                **...light black or dark black...***

                Very good point I must say, indeed.
                You forgot however also to ask: shiny or not shiny black....... (it does make a difference)
                Could you "clarify"???

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                  uncle-dave11 months, 4 weeks ago

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                  Well that depends on whether Mephistopheles prefers the soft cool comfort of cotton or the convenience of carefree wash and wear polyester.

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                    traveler200011 months, 4 weeks ago

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                    mmm.... What about the soft, comfortable and warm silk ........???

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                      ind0611 months, 3 weeks ago

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                      Mephistopholes prefers cotton.

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                        uncle-dave11 months, 3 weeks ago

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                        Yeah, I didn't think he was a chiffon kind of a guy.

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              pcknowledge11 months, 4 weeks ago

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              Every clothing piece I own is half white and half black. Is that still called segregation?

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                traveler200011 months, 4 weeks ago

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                It depends what "colour" is "up" and what "colour" is "down".
                Unless of course, the separation is "lateral"....

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                cowboygrandpa11 months, 4 weeks ago

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                Well I have a white T-Shirt with the American Flag that says "These Colors Don't Run."

                I have to wash them together they came that way. LOL

                Once when I was younger and driving a truck for a living, I washed a brand new red t-shirt with all my white socks, underwear, t-shirts... You guessed it. Everything came out pink. LMAO hahahahaaaaaaa

                I knew better, but I was distracted by a red haired beauty.

                She still went out with me, pink t-shirt and all.

                Man did I take a lot of grief over that, got in a few fights over that one.

                Of course the pink t-shirt caused me some trouble as well. LOL

                Good one ind06

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                  traveler200011 months, 4 weeks ago

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                  ***....the pink t-shirt caused me some trouble as well....****

                  I don't care about your "bloody" T-shirt.....

                  WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT RED HAIRED BEAUTY??????
                  THAT I want to know.....

                  lol

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                    cowboygrandpa11 months, 3 weeks ago

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                    t2000:

                    The last I saw of her she was au natural, waving goodbye !!!!! I'd had a three day layover, now that is what I call a layover. If they hadn't fixed the driveshaft that day, well I mighta still been there. LOL
                    As I left I thought to myself. I've got to quit driving driving these damn trucks.

                    Met many a beauty while drivin', ah memories. Sweeter with time. LOL

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                      traveler200011 months, 3 weeks ago

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                      lol

                      I have the wrong job .................

                      Do you need an assistant???

                      lol

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                        uncle-dave11 months, 3 weeks ago

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                        If you had a problem with your “driveshaft” how could you………oh never mind, you’re probably talking about mechanical stuff! LOL!!!

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                          traveler200011 months, 3 weeks ago

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                          lol ....

                          I didn't get/understand this one????
                          Care to expand....?

                          lol

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                            cowboygrandpa11 months, 3 weeks ago

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                            uncle-dave:

                            I blew a drive shaft in Los Banos CA.
                            Dog gone U-Joints let loose and twisted the yoke of the shaft.

                            It couldn't have happened in a better place. I was bone tired and needed some R and R Rest and Relaxation.

                            LOL I also needed to do some laundry.

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                              traveler200011 months, 3 weeks ago

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                              lol

                              ***...I was bone tired and..***

                              What do you mean... "bone tired"...????

                              care to expand on that matter?...

                              lol

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                        ind0611 months, 4 weeks ago

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                        Thanks cowboygrandpa. Pleased you enjoyed today's post. :-)

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                        chevydog11 months, 4 weeks ago

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                        I think that there are really only two colors -- "sort of light" and "sort of dark".

                        From a historical standpoint, separating colors dates from the time when fabrics, fabric treatments, and dyeing techniques were less sophisticated than today. Don't think you'd want to put a red shirt from the 1950's with white stuff; that's less of a problem with today's stuff. But don't try it at home, saying "Chevy told me."

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                          traveler200011 months, 4 weeks ago

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                          Well, next wash I'll try......

                          ....and ..... if it doesn't work ...... I'll sue you.....

                          lol

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                            chevydog11 months, 4 weeks ago

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                            Catch me if you can.

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                              traveler200011 months, 4 weeks ago

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                              lol

                              you mean you would run, not take your responsibility and face your accuser, like a man.....??

                              You disappoint me ...

                              I'm shocked..

                              lol

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                          ind0611 months, 4 weeks ago

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                          Greyfriar boxers, sir?
                          My boxers, sir, if you MUST know, sir, are all the colors of the rainbow and more, sir. Many, like the one with the dancing polar bears, were bought on the spur of the moment and represent the only pair in the shop, sir!
                          I'll brook none of your chuckling behind your hand, sir!

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                            Charlson11 months, 4 weeks ago

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                            I blame my wife for the segregation of clothing for the washer. If it was up to me, and it isn't, I'd put everything in the washer all at once. But the dryer is intergrated. You just have to adjust the spinning and heat to accomodate the lowest common denominator.

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                              traveler200011 months, 4 weeks ago

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                              lol

                              ***I blame my wife for the segregation of clothing for the washer....***

                              That's it: blame it on some one else. Don't take your responsibility....

                              Damned, be a man, .... put everything together and don't segregate ....
                              Show who is the boss......

                              lol

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                                Charlson11 months, 3 weeks ago

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                                Easy for you to say, you haven't met me wife. I've learn that some things you concede, and I pick my battles over more important issues. I'll have you know that I've refused eat my beets, regardless of her threats.

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                                  traveler200011 months, 3 weeks ago

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                                  lol

                                  I do admit that I haven't had the "pleasure" (?????) of meeting her.
                                  We all make mistakes in live, and yes, some times we have to carry the consequences of those mistakes for the rest of that same live......

                                  And, yes, it's some times better to avoid an "unwinnable" battle and to survive for the other more important.

                                  **...I've refused eat my beets, regardless of her threats....***
                                  I do see that you do stand your ground on more important issues.
                                  My compliments, I admire this. I'm sure it's not easy.
                                  Keep up your courage, .... and of course,.... "stiff upper lip" if you are British (probably not though .....but I liked the expression...)

                                  Best wishes to your wife.....
                                  (wonder if she reads this.....)

                                  lol

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                                    Charlson11 months, 3 weeks ago

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                                    Do you think I'd write these comments if she did? lol.

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                                      traveler200011 months, 3 weeks ago

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                                      Very wise of you,

                                      ........ but ......
                                      I don't want to be the messenger of bad "oracles ."....

                                      but, .....are you sure she's not reading this behind your back, unknown to you .....????

                                      I guess you'll know tonight ......

                                      good luck....
                                      may the force be with you ....

                                      lol

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                                        slate11 months, 3 weeks ago

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                                        I love Beets and they're good for you.

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                                          traveler200011 months, 3 weeks ago

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                                          seriously anyway.... what are "beets"????

                                          Not being american nor english speaking, I have no idea what they are?

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                                            slate11 months, 3 weeks ago

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                                            Hmmmm a red root thing I suppose. Red as in 'beet red'. They are supposed to be good for as are tomatos with whatever it is that makes them red make them heart healthy.

                                            Anyway, I like Beets but it seems that many don't

                                            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beet

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                                              ind0611 months, 3 weeks ago

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                                              Beets are tasty.

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                                                uncle-dave11 months, 3 weeks ago

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                                                They're good for your liver and your brain....HARVARD BEETS!?

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                                    cowboygrandpa11 months, 3 weeks ago

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                                    Charlson:

                                    LMAO, hahhahaaaaa

                                    Spoken like a man who has been married and been through the battles.

                                    I once made the mistake of telling my wife the wrinkle cream she was buying wouldn't work, of course I was in line with her at the store when I said it.

                                    Phewwwwww !!!!! Man did I have to dance and bob and weave out of that one. Good thing I'm still quick or I'd a caught that wrinkle removing cream upside of my head. Hahahahhaahaaaa

                                    What I had meant to say was "honey why are you buying that cream ???? You have no wrinkles that I see, you don't need it."

                                    I still get grief over that one !!!!!!! LOL

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                                      Charlson11 months, 3 weeks ago

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                                      In situations like that, I've learned to keep my stupid mouth shut. And if she asks me a loaded question like, "Do you think this makes me look too fat?", I look like a deer caught in headlights. lol.

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                                        cowboygrandpa11 months, 3 weeks ago

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                                        LMAO hahahahaaaaaa

                                        We were shopping one time and she caught me off guard. We walked by the lingerie dept. and she stopped. So I stopped and was just minding my own business when she aske me ???

                                        "Honey look at this one, doesn't it remind you f the one I used to have ???"
                                        Stupid me, I look and say say "yeah, it sure does, but you were thinner when you were younger !!!!" Man I was mortified !!!!!! Not only had I said it but there was another woman there who heard it. hahahhaaaaaaaa

                                        She looked at my wife and said "You poor thing, he is not really your husband is he???"

                                        My wife who knows that I will say anything, just looked at me as if to say don't say it !!!!

                                        But I couldn't help myself " I looked at her and said, yeah I'm the lucky one, but ya got to take the good with the bad. We had the good now ....." I was laughing when I said it and my wife and the other woman started laughing as well. I finished with "Well look at me now, I used to be the prized bull, now well you know, hahahhaaaa"

                                        Sometimes ya got to have some fun and humor.

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                                          Charlson11 months, 3 weeks ago

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                                          You thought fast and came up with the right words, I usually screw up and make it worse. lol.

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                                            traveler200011 months, 3 weeks ago

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                                            lol

                                            That's because he's older and wiser than you and me.....
                                            How do I know that?

                                            His nickname:[cowboygrandpa]
                                            "grandpa".....

                                            Sorry ....
                                            lol

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                                      fsev4111 months, 3 weeks ago

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                                      Charlson, you're in good company. Barack won't eat beets either.

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                                        traveler200011 months, 3 weeks ago

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                                        lol

                                        ***... Barack won't eat beets either...***

                                        I don't want to be "bad mouth", but how do you know that??????
                                        Is this some thing we should've known before the elections?????

                                        lol

                                        (and how in the h*l did we move from laundry to this item at all.....????) lol (I know, I'm bad....)

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                                  ppiittuu11 months, 3 weeks ago

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                                  i thought the separation was between coloreds and whites...

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                                    Spadecaller11 months, 3 weeks ago

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                                    It all comes out in the wash anyway...

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                                      slate11 months, 3 weeks ago

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                                      Well that is if you use the stuff the cubby guy with the beard sales.

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                                      DeadXXXManXXXTalkin11 months, 3 weeks ago

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                                      did anyone make the joke yet about the way to combat textile segregation and prejudice being to intermingle the threaded races in a big detergent-as-lube washing-machine doggy-pile until we can't tell the difference?

                                      Racism is truly a fabricated issue

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                                        frctm511 months, 3 weeks ago

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                                        Some subjects are not well suited for satire. Like joking about the holocaust, for example. The struggle for civil rights involved great courage by people whose only defense was their dignity, moral clarity, and the strength they found in their growing numbers as they marched peacefully and braved dogs, batons, and water cannons. To make light of this with such campy humor just seems a little inappropriate. Try to imagine being surrounded by people who regard you as second class citizens and knowing that you could be subjected to violence or humiliation at any time with little or no recourse. Imagine carrying that kind of stigma or burden for most of your life. Humor always treads a fine line and I suppose that we could make a case for many other jokes being offensive to some one. Its never easy to sort out these issues but my gut tells me this one is not right.

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