New Pain-Inducing Advil Created For People Who Just Want To Feel Something, Anything »

Posted By ind06 1 year ago in Humor
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Taken three times daily with a quart of gin, Advil Release can alleviate the worst symptoms of life's deadening futility and cold, blank emptiness.

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