Comments for German churches find 'chocolate Jesus' tasteless »
Posted By BronxBomber 11 months, 4 weeks ago in ReligionGermany's churches criticized a businessman on Tuesday for selling thousands of Jesus chocolates....
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BronxBomber11 months, 4 weeks ago
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Dionys11 months, 3 weeks ago
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"Hey, will you say something equally offensive about Muhammad, O "I'm not a Muslim"? I highly doubt it."
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How's that offensive to Christians?
Did not Christ himself offer the holes in his body to Doubting Thomas as proof positive that he was risen again?
Pathetic.
Mohammed is not the prophet. At least not for me, personally. For others, sure.
Good enough? Or are you going to rant on and on now about some obscure Qu'ran quote that doesn't mean what you think it means.-

DeadXXXManXXXTalkin11 months, 3 weeks ago
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that's easy, some christians hold the sacrifice Jesus made aquiring the holes sacred and would rather not see it made into a joke
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the thing about offering the holes to Thomas doesn't equate because Thomas didn't have any candy, as I'm sure you know. He was just a bit of a d!ck and didn't trust his buddies
an atheist science-loving guy would be offended because Jesus was not a contemporary of m & m's
a muslim would be offended because many don't believe Jesus bought it on the cross
a mormon would be offended-heck, because their mormons -
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Dionys11 months, 3 weeks ago
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Nope. I've eaten them fresh off the belt. That is those specifically made for the American market -- not the German chocolates imported to America. Those are great. The ones made specifically for the US market (such as you often find in English-language Nativity calendars) are crap.
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Progressive11 months, 3 weeks ago
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You're right. The advent calendar chocolates seem to be the same quality as the bubble gum that used to come with baseball cards (one could chew the gum or the cards...both tasted the same). There are a couple of good online direct importers of the real stuff, however, so no need to settle for substandard, wholesale export quality.
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Beau789011 months, 3 weeks ago
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I have to give credit to dadesider for posting this link a week or so ago, but since we're on the subject, it bears repeating. For those who missed it:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wfamPW3Eaw-

uncle-dave11 months, 3 weeks ago
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Then, there is always this:
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http://www.answermejesus.com/index.asp -

Progressive11 months, 3 weeks ago
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"Frank Oynhausen set up his 'Sweet Lord' chocolate Jesus-making business saying he wanted to restore some traditional religious values to Christmas in Germany."
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He might have gotten the name from this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wynYMJwEPH8
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Bluedragon91211 months, 3 weeks ago
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MMMMmmmmm. Sounds heavenly.
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How would someone eat that? I mean, every time you take a bit you'd be thinking "Oh God! I'm eating Jesus and enjoying it!" Never mind if it melted.
I should make chocolate Shivas, then move onto the entire pantheon. -
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Aidenag11 months, 3 weeks ago
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In the Words of Tom Waits; "It's Gotta Be a Chocolate Jesus, If You Want To Keep Me Satisfied" :)
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