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BronxBomber12 months ago

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I can imagine the ad right now: "Chocolate Jesus,for the taste that's sanctimoniously delicious!"

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  Dionys12 months ago
  
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  You know why Jesus can't eat M, right?
  
  They keep falling through the holes in his hands.
  
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    Dionys12 months ago
    
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    That is M and Ms
    
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      Ciera-Marie12 months ago
      
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      And this is why we get along so well.
      
      Hahahahahaha.R O F L M A O
      
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    Mutainia12 months ago
    
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    Hey, will you say something equally offensive about Muhammad, O "I'm not a Muslim"? I highly doubt it.
    
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      Dionys12 months ago
      
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      "Hey, will you say something equally offensive about Muhammad, O "I'm not a Muslim"? I highly doubt it."
      
      How's that offensive to Christians?
      
      Did not Christ himself offer the holes in his body to Doubting Thomas as proof positive that he was risen again?
      
      Pathetic.
      
      Mohammed is not the prophet. At least not for me, personally. For others, sure.
      
      Good enough? Or are you going to rant on and on now about some obscure Qu'ran quote that doesn't mean what you think it means.
      
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        DeadXXXManXXXTalkin12 months ago
        
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        that's easy, some christians hold the sacrifice Jesus made aquiring the holes sacred and would rather not see it made into a joke
        
        the thing about offering the holes to Thomas doesn't equate because Thomas didn't have any candy, as I'm sure you know. He was just a bit of a d!ck and didn't trust his buddies
        
        an atheist science-loving guy would be offended because Jesus was not a contemporary of m & m's
        
        a muslim would be offended because many don't believe Jesus bought it on the cross
        
        a mormon would be offended-heck, because their mormons
        
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        Mutainia12 months ago
        
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        If Muhammad had holes in his hands, would you have DARED tried to have made the same joke, though, O "I'm not a Muslim" who said he "served in Afghanistan"?
        
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  Ciera-Marie12 months ago
  
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  Every year I get my Catholic Relatives a Chocolate crucifix. Somebody forgot to they the Germans that it's okay.
  
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  cowboygrandpa12 months ago
  
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  BB:
  
  Somehow I don't think this is what Jesus meant when He said this is My body broken for you eat of it.
  
  Next we will have wine makers making red wine and saying it is the blood of the Lord.
  
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    BronxBomber12 months ago
    
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    No CBGB, that' s done on Sunday's. The Roman Catholics already cornered the market on that...
    
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