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Dionys11 months, 2 weeks ago

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You know why Jesus can't eat M, right?

They keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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  Dionys11 months, 2 weeks ago
  
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  That is M and Ms
  
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    Ciera-Marie11 months, 2 weeks ago
    
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    And this is why we get along so well.
    
    Hahahahahaha.R O F L M A O
    
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  Mutainia11 months, 2 weeks ago
  
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  Hey, will you say something equally offensive about Muhammad, O "I'm not a Muslim"? I highly doubt it.
  
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    Dionys11 months, 2 weeks ago
    
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    "Hey, will you say something equally offensive about Muhammad, O "I'm not a Muslim"? I highly doubt it."
    
    How's that offensive to Christians?
    
    Did not Christ himself offer the holes in his body to Doubting Thomas as proof positive that he was risen again?
    
    Pathetic.
    
    Mohammed is not the prophet. At least not for me, personally. For others, sure.
    
    Good enough? Or are you going to rant on and on now about some obscure Qu'ran quote that doesn't mean what you think it means.
    
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      DeadXXXManXXXTalkin11 months, 2 weeks ago
      
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      that's easy, some christians hold the sacrifice Jesus made aquiring the holes sacred and would rather not see it made into a joke
      
      the thing about offering the holes to Thomas doesn't equate because Thomas didn't have any candy, as I'm sure you know. He was just a bit of a d!ck and didn't trust his buddies
      
      an atheist science-loving guy would be offended because Jesus was not a contemporary of m & m's
      
      a muslim would be offended because many don't believe Jesus bought it on the cross
      
      a mormon would be offended-heck, because their mormons
      
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      Mutainia11 months, 2 weeks ago
      
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      If Muhammad had holes in his hands, would you have DARED tried to have made the same joke, though, O "I'm not a Muslim" who said he "served in Afghanistan"?
      
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