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Posted By ind06 11 months, 3 weeks ago in Humor
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Shoppers, start your engines! The economy depends on each of us to shop like there are Four Christmases out there! What better way to forget the horrible news from all over than to worry about overspending? Uncle Jay explains it all.

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    ind0611 months, 3 weeks ago

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    Explicate and clarify with Uncle Jay!

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      uncle-dave11 months, 3 weeks ago

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      Gee, I hope there aren’t any stampedes at Uncle Jay’s Mart.

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        BronxBomber11 months, 3 weeks ago

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        Well just don't be caught in the middle of the 'interim'

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        greenmac11 months, 3 weeks ago

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        Like...Thanks for the JAY man ...... I get off on this stuff. Its home grown and earthy. i can hardly wait until next week for some more JAY ... in the INTERIM I will just have to go cold turkey.

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          uncle-dave11 months, 3 weeks ago

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          So your Jonesin' for the Jay Man eh, GM?

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        cowboygrandpa11 months, 3 weeks ago

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        Okay, where do I get my bail me out Elmo ????

        In the iterim maybe I can get an autographed picture of the lame duck. Walt Disneys signature is still worth more than Bushes. LMAO hahaaahahahaaaaaaa

        Uncle Jay has it together. Maybe he should be Obamas press agent.

        Good one ind06

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          Beeboppin7111 months, 3 weeks ago

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          Bail-Me-Out-Elmo is on sale at Toys-R-Us. But be careful! The last two people who tried to get one, got shot!

          If you do happen to get your hands on one, without being shot, make sure you have a plan on how you're going to spend Elmo's bail out money, before you get to the check out lane. Otherwise the cashier won't allow you to buy it.

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            cowboygrandpa11 months, 3 weeks ago

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            Bee...:

            ROTFLMAO hahahahaaaa

            Can't I just tell them I need a new corporate jet. The ash trays are full on the old one.

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          iamamaniac11 months, 3 weeks ago

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          This was actually pretty damn funny.

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            hackomotto11 months, 3 weeks ago

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            You are, damn, right :)

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              chevydog11 months, 3 weeks ago

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              Bail-me-out Elmo was priceless.

              Think that maybe I saw VP Cheyney hitchiking the other day.

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                uncle-dave11 months, 3 weeks ago

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                Did he have a sign that said "Will torture for food"?

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                  chevydog11 months, 3 weeks ago

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                  May have, in the small print. The big stuff said "Kansas City. God bless." it's a long way from Washington to Wyoming.

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                mistyfrancois11 months, 3 weeks ago

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                Uncle Jay have it all

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                  Newperson11 months, 3 weeks ago

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                  Thanks ind06 I been out of town a few days but i always look forward to Uncle Jay NP

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                    Spadecaller11 months, 3 weeks ago

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                    Ha! That was a good update. I would love to see Sean Hannity's short list of prospective sparring partners.

                    "will torture for food"- Dick Cheney's new cover letter was excellent.

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                      Spadecaller11 months, 3 weeks ago

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                      The Lame Duck's mother:

                      http://www.freewebs.com/spadecaller/farewellgeorge...

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                        uncle-dave11 months, 3 weeks ago

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                        It looks like I'll be eating Cream of Wheat from now on! ;-)

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                          Spadecaller11 months, 3 weeks ago

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                          Ha! Dave, The same thing happened to me.

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                        sonofjohn11 months, 3 weeks ago

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                        Who's Colmes? lol.

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                        Charlson11 months, 3 weeks ago

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                        Interim's what you do to a door, you enter them. Sorry, had to write this, my brain's on seizure mode.

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                          aasiwal7 months, 2 weeks ago

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                          Quite a week, indeed. -Baby shopping MallBaby shopping

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