Study Finds Link Between Red Wine, Letting Mom Know What You Really Think »

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According to a study published Monday in The American Journal Of Medicine, a previously unknown ingredient in red wine has been shown to cause a marked improvement of vocal clarity and emotional acuity—while reducing overall inhibition—after only four glasses.

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    ind0611 months, 2 weeks ago

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    Wine has also been scientifically linked to the phrase "I luff you, dude. Nah, reelly! I luff you lika brotha. Why you're laughin a' me? I love you! Yer like tha brotha I nev ha...I always wish I haddad brotha..."

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      Newperson11 months, 2 weeks ago

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      Drink enough and you will love your mother and law

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      Beau789011 months, 2 weeks ago

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      Sgéitheann fion firinne.

      Though I've often doubted the veracity of accusations spewed at me by a certain Irish ex-girlfriend after a few glasses...or bottles.

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      cowboygrandpa11 months, 2 weeks ago

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      Hahaahaaaaaaa !!!!

      Man I've found that to be true for daughters and dads as well.

      I can't count how many times I've heard how strict I was, How I was easier on their sisters, How I never let them have the boyfriend they wanted,-so what if he was 6 years older than them and had a record- I was always only worried about myself, that is why I worked two to three jobs at a time and did my own car repairs, etc etc etc...

      Then when they sober up and their kids ask them if I was really that bad they ask ??? Who gave you that idea ???? LMAO hahahahhaahaaa

      Good one ind06

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      uncle-dave11 months, 2 weeks ago

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      I have bee conducting my own research concerning MD 20/20 and incoherent speech.

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      chevydog11 months, 2 weeks ago

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      Guess we have to careful of the chronology here. Drinking red wine before cleaning the house does not make one clean better. Drinking it afterward certainly makes the job appear better in the cleaner's eyes. Take your pick--the drudgery of reality or the thrill of illusion.

      The chef recommends the famed Bayonne Beaujolais as a good red wine. Goes great with beef jerky.

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      Newperson11 months, 2 weeks ago

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      I tried making my own one time blew up the crock

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      buckncindykill11 months, 2 weeks ago

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      ANY alcohol consumed (in limited quantities) produces this result. Have the researchers ever heard the term: En Vino Esveritas? People have known about this for thousands of years. And to think people get paid for this............

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        PainGoddess11 months, 2 weeks ago

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        Only 4 glasses?
        I really like a good Medoc.
        If I told MY mother what I thought I would die right then...LOL

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          RedstateLib11 months, 2 weeks ago

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          After I became an adult I found that four given 4 glasses of wine my Mother and her sisters as well were more than happy to tell me what they really thought. I would bring the wine. It was worth every penny.

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            splitrch11 months, 2 weeks ago

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            This article is quite true. In fact the benefits extend beyond one's family. After several drinks more than necessary to achieve the desired effect, I remember (vaguely of course)giving some advice to one of our female neighbors. This was at a birthday party many years ago. I informed her that she would have much more fun at these social gatherings if she removed the stick from her ass and lightened up - a lot.

            She didn't talk to me again for 3 years.

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              jaern11 months, 2 weeks ago

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              Darn it, I wish red wine didn't give me a headache!

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              TexanAsh11 months, 2 weeks ago

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              This is hilarious....sooooo true!!!

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                dwemm11 months, 2 weeks ago

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                Just in time for the holidays! Timely as always, ind06.

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                puffin11 months, 2 weeks ago

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                I'm on the fkn phone with her right now ...

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