Study Finds Link Between Red Wine, Letting Mom Know What You Really Think »
Posted By ind06 7 months, 1 week ago in Humor
According to a study published Monday in The American Journal Of Medicine, a previously unknown ingredient in red wine has been shown to cause a marked improvement of vocal clarity and emotional acuity—while reducing overall inhibition—after only four glasses.
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ETproductions7 months, 1 week ago
Newperson wrote: "Drink enough and you will love your mother and law."
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True, but that turned out really bad.
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cowboygrandpa7 months, 1 week ago
Hahaahaaaaaaa !!!!
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Man I've found that to be true for daughters and dads as well.
I can't count how many times I've heard how strict I was, How I was easier on their sisters, How I never let them have the boyfriend they wanted,-so what if he was 6 years older than them and had a record- I was always only worried about myself, that is why I worked two to three jobs at a time and did my own car repairs, etc etc etc...
Then when they sober up and their kids ask them if I was really that bad they ask ??? Who gave you that idea ???? LMAO hahahahhaahaaa
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chevydog7 months, 1 week ago
Guess we have to careful of the chronology here. Drinking red wine before cleaning the house does not make one clean better. Drinking it afterward certainly makes the job appear better in the cleaner's eyes. Take your pick--the drudgery of reality or the thrill of illusion.
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The chef recommends the famed Bayonne Beaujolais as a good red wine. Goes great with beef jerky. -
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pokydoke7 months, 1 week ago
I make wine every year and it's quite good I use stainless steel to ferment in, it doesn't blow up.
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BronxBomber7 months, 1 week ago
That's because you forgot to stomp on the grapes Newperson.
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buckncindykill7 months, 1 week ago
ANY alcohol consumed (in limited quantities) produces this result. Have the researchers ever heard the term: En Vino Esveritas? People have known about this for thousands of years. And to think people get paid for this............
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PainGoddess7 months, 1 week ago
Only 4 glasses?
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I really like a good Medoc.
If I told MY mother what I thought I would die right then...LOL -
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RedstateLib7 months, 1 week ago
After I became an adult I found that four given 4 glasses of wine my Mother and her sisters as well were more than happy to tell me what they really thought. I would bring the wine. It was worth every penny.
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splitrch7 months, 1 week ago
This article is quite true. In fact the benefits extend beyond one's family. After several drinks more than necessary to achieve the desired effect, I remember (vaguely of course)giving some advice to one of our female neighbors. This was at a birthday party many years ago. I informed her that she would have much more fun at these social gatherings if she removed the stick from her ass and lightened up - a lot.
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She didn't talk to me again for 3 years. -
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RRcon7 months, 1 week ago
So that wasn't grape juice my mother used to give me? That would explain why I used to get my mouth washed out all the time.
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BronxBomber7 months, 1 week ago
If you hear heavy breathing.
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You've got the wrong number.
It's me...
;o)
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