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According to a study published Monday in The American Journal Of Medicine, a previously unknown ingredient in red wine has been shown to cause a marked improvement of vocal clarity and emotional acuity—while reducing overall inhibition—after only four glasses.

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ind061 year ago

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Wine has also been scientifically linked to the phrase "I luff you, dude. Nah, reelly! I luff you lika brotha. Why you're laughin a' me? I love you! Yer like tha brotha I nev ha...I always wish I haddad brotha..."

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Newperson1 year ago

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Drink enough and you will love your mother and law

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  BronxBomber1 year ago
  
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  Drink enough and it can even make Rosie O'Donnell look good..
  
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    jimdoze1 year ago
    
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    I'd recommend Hemlock Nouveau to make Rosie sound good.
    
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  ETproductions1 year ago
  
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  Newperson wrote: "Drink enough and you will love your mother and law."
  
  True, but that turned out really bad.
  
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Beau78901 year ago

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Sgéitheann fion firinne.

Though I've often doubted the veracity of accusations spewed at me by a certain Irish ex-girlfriend after a few glasses...or bottles.

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  Progressive1 year ago
  
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  ...or as another infamous bunch of imbibers would say, "en vino veritas".
  
  I had four glasses of red wine at a party once and still managed to decline Gene Simmons' invitation to hook up.
  
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    Beau78901 year ago
    
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    Was he wearing the face paint?
    
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      Progressive1 year ago
      
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      No...not that it would have made a difference.
      
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cowboygrandpa1 year ago

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Hahaahaaaaaaa !!!!

Man I've found that to be true for daughters and dads as well.

I can't count how many times I've heard how strict I was, How I was easier on their sisters, How I never let them have the boyfriend they wanted,-so what if he was 6 years older than them and had a record- I was always only worried about myself, that is why I worked two to three jobs at a time and did my own car repairs, etc etc etc...

Then when they sober up and their kids ask them if I was really that bad they ask ??? Who gave you that idea ???? LMAO hahahahhaahaaa

Good one ind06

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  cooli01 year ago
  
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  LMAO Indeed sir
  
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  ind061 year ago
  
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  Thanks cowboygrandpa, glad you enjoyed the post :)
  
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uncle-dave1 year ago

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I have bee conducting my own research concerning MD 20/20 and incoherent speech.

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  ETproductions1 year ago
  
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  Naw dat MD20/20 don do nutin to caherront speech. Iss da time duz it. Speak rite afta ya drinks it. Time later gets it badda speek but no wont to regulate whi if will get more MD 20/20 now.
  
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    BronxBomber1 year ago
    
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    I knew it! You were "Unkle Sam!"
    
    LMAO!
    
    :oD
    
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chevydog1 year ago

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Guess we have to careful of the chronology here. Drinking red wine before cleaning the house does not make one clean better. Drinking it afterward certainly makes the job appear better in the cleaner's eyes. Take your pick--the drudgery of reality or the thrill of illusion.

The chef recommends the famed Bayonne Beaujolais as a good red wine. Goes great with beef jerky.

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  Progressive1 year ago
  
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  Beaujolais is good, but then I'll drink anything from Dom Perignon to Two Buck Chuck.
  
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    chevydog1 year ago
    
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    Not just any beaujoais. The Bayonne groundwater imparts an unmistakeable hint of oil to the wine.
    
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      Progressive1 year ago
      
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      Sounds like a good salad dressing.
      
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        BronxBomber1 year ago
        
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        I can't even pronounce "beaujoais". Guess I'll need to get good and blitzed before I get it right, and order me a bottle or two...
        
        :o/
        
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        chevydog1 year ago
        
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        I can pronounce it correctly if I can type it correctly. Maybe my keyboard did the red wine thing.
        
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Newperson1 year ago

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I tried making my own one time blew up the crock

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  pokydoke1 year ago
  
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  I make wine every year and it's quite good I use stainless steel to ferment in, it doesn't blow up.
  
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  BronxBomber1 year ago
  
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  That's because you forgot to stomp on the grapes Newperson.
  
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buckncindykill1 year ago

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ANY alcohol consumed (in limited quantities) produces this result. Have the researchers ever heard the term: En Vino Esveritas? People have known about this for thousands of years. And to think people get paid for this............

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PainGoddess1 year ago

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Only 4 glasses?
I really like a good Medoc.
If I told MY mother what I thought I would die right then...LOL

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RedstateLib1 year ago

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After I became an adult I found that four given 4 glasses of wine my Mother and her sisters as well were more than happy to tell me what they really thought. I would bring the wine. It was worth every penny.

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splitrch1 year ago

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This article is quite true. In fact the benefits extend beyond one's family. After several drinks more than necessary to achieve the desired effect, I remember (vaguely of course)giving some advice to one of our female neighbors. This was at a birthday party many years ago. I informed her that she would have much more fun at these social gatherings if she removed the stick from her ass and lightened up - a lot.

She didn't talk to me again for 3 years.

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jaern1 year ago

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Darn it, I wish red wine didn't give me a headache!

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  pokydoke1 year ago
  
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  Try some that's sulfate free, I'll bet you notice a big difference.
  
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    BronxBomber1 year ago
    
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    But it's a good excuse to get out of a bad date.
    
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TexanAsh1 year ago

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This is hilarious....sooooo true!!!

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dwemm1 year ago

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Just in time for the holidays! Timely as always, ind06.

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  ind061 year ago
  
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  I do my best, dwemm :-)
  
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puffin1 year ago

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I'm on the fkn phone with her right now ...

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  BronxBomber1 year ago
  
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  If you hear heavy breathing.
  
  You've got the wrong number.
  
  It's me...
  
  ;o)
  
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