China Buys Naming Rights To U.S. »
Posted By ind06 11 months, 3 weeks ago in HumorThe deal, to be signed by President Bush and Chinese President Jinto was hailed by Mr. Bush as a "win-win" for both nations."We get 1.4 trillion dollars, and all we have to do is change our name to ‘Panda Garden!'"
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Beau789011 months, 3 weeks ago
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I know a guy who used to be the editor at Duh magazine. He wanted me to write for it, but I wanted job that'd be more challenging than writing articles condensing common knowledge for its demographic--politicians and the religious right.
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cowboygrandpa11 months, 3 weeks ago
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GW Bush would sell the naming rights to his own children if the price was right. LOL
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I don't know about redesigning the flag with an adorable bear.
Redesign the one with the snake that says "Don't tread on me."
I've always thought we were supposed to tread on snakes. You know snakes like GW. LOL
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greenmac11 months, 3 weeks ago
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I think 'chicken balls" would make a nice national dish. And Coni Rice Wine would become the National drink of choice. Heck... why not change the Dems and Cons to the Sweet and Sour. Yes the possibilities are limitless when you have the yen for it. Thats all I have to say Soya later.
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uncle-dave11 months, 3 weeks ago
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You trust your bar to a guy that wears the red star?!
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Hey, how’s about me and you and cousin Willie playin’ some hide and go seek down at the People’s Mega Liquor Commune and Central Yak Milking Center? Remember! NO PEKING!!!
DUCK!!!! Here comes the commissar!!!!
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uncle-dave11 months, 3 weeks ago
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“In addition to the $1.4 trillion, the Chinese government said that it would provide $10 million to commission a new national anthem ….” However President Hu Jintao stipulated that “Yang Peiyi, homely girl, from Beijing Olympics will sing new song!”
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He went on to say, "If citizens of Panda Garden want pretty face Lin Miaoke to mime song they must pay $15 million..…of course eggroll is included." -
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adzha11 months, 3 weeks ago
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The real news are that the "Duh Magazine" reported about the recession :-)
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Cheers,
easy meatloaf recipes -
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Tango5711 months, 3 weeks ago
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This is funny!
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The truth is far more bizzare. US manufacturing fled to China giving away what used to be American GDP. Now they sell our own product back to us, while giving our govt. huge loans due to the loss of our GDP. I'd say the win-win was one sided. -
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CRYMTYPHON11 months, 3 weeks ago
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I propose we build a wall;
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a great wall all around the borders of America;
a wall so high no one can fly over it,
so low no one can get under it,
so wide, no one can get around it,
and when the Chinese bill collectors come we dump trash on their heads like the french did to the crusaders in Monty Python's holy grail!
And it doesn't have to be a really great wall.
Let us call it, - the Good Enough Wall.
No need to get ambitious.
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