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sarahturner12 months ago

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Well at least the lawyer was honest when he answered the question.

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  BronxBomber12 months ago
  
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  Don't be silly, there's no such thing as an honest lawyer.
  
  ;o)
  
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    sarahturner12 months ago
    
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    I assume, possibly incorrectly, that you are quoting a line from a previous joke I submitted. However in this case, I said he was honest when he answered the question BronxBomber. His answer in and of itself would show that he wasn't always honest. By the way I like your new seasonal avatar.
    
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Newperson12 months ago

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Never got caught. Thanks Sarah :)

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  sarahturner12 months ago
  
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  You're welcome Newperson. I'm glad you got a laugh from the joke.
  
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sarahturner12 months ago

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In my opinion this lawyer either was fairly honest or he has a sense of humor. Both are things that regular people don't associate with lawyers. Which one do you think it was or do you have a different opinion?

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  letsgetrowdy12 months ago
  
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  LOL, well on a personal note, I think he was joking in an honest way! I work for one, so....
  
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    sarahturner12 months ago
    
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    I think you may be right letsgetrowdy. I do things like that and many people who know me and most who don't know me often don't know if I'm joking, being straight up front or a little of both.
    
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rightfromwrong12 months ago

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I am guilty...but never caught. In my youth, was a bit of a delinquent Lol

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  sarahturner12 months ago
  
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  I think most of us are or have been guilty of one thing or the other that we never got caught for rightfromwrong. The difference between most people and the lawyer in the joke (and now you) is that he admitted it. No one is perfect although many try to pretend that they are.
  
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  BronxBomber12 months ago
  
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  What??? You too??? I told Sarah that.....oh never mind!
  
  :o/
  
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    sarahturner12 months ago
    
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    Dear BronxBomber, thanks for the laugh. I needed that. I could almost hear you sputtering. That was a good response.
    
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  sarahturner12 months ago
  
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  sharon404, I've never seen BronxBomber at a loss of words before. Thanks for your comment.
  
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cloud1512 months ago

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Haha....never been arrested....but a few alcohol related close calls. :)

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  sarahturner12 months ago
  
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  Who was it that said "close only counts in horseshoes"? Be happy and keep that smiley face smiling.
  
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    HannibalBarca12 months ago
    
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    Close also counts in darts, hand grenades and nuclear warfare
    
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