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    Radiofreeeuropa1 year ago

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    You better watch out! You better not cry!
    Santa is armed, and not all that jolly.

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      Radiofreeeuropa1 year ago

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      What do you get if Santa comes down the chimney while the fire is still burning?
      Crisp Kringle!

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        DarkWizard1 year ago

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        Santa has issues!

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        Radiofreeeuropa1 year ago

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        What is twenty feet tall, has sharp teeth and goes Ho Ho Ho?
        Tyranno-santa Rex!

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          Radiofreeeuropa1 year ago

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          What's red and green and flies?
          A hungover Santa Claus!

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            Radiofreeeuropa1 year ago

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            What do you call Saint Nick after he has come down the chimney?
            Cinder Claus!

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            Spadecaller1 year ago

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            What's that song.... "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"

            Now we have a new one; "I saw Santa _______" (Rhymes with Kissing)

            HEY RFE,

            Can you imagine if I posted this story? (The Jew who hates Santa ...I think it would make the front page in record time.)

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            Radiofreeeuropa1 year ago

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            Hey did you notice the waitress mom on Santa's lap is packing heat?

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            uncle-dave1 year ago

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            Dear Santa,
            What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys?

            Your friend, Thomas

            Dear Thomas,
            All the toys are made in China . I have a condo in Vegas where I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films.
            I unwind by drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing money at the craps table.

            Hey, you wanted to know.

            Santa

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              Radiofreeeuropa1 year ago

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              Dear Santa,
              Why are you so jolly all the time?
              Billy Dorfus, age 7, Spokane Washington

              Ho Ho Ho Billy, I know where ALL the bad girls live!
              Your Pal,
              Santy Claws

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                Charlson1 year ago

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                As a Santa cynic, what I really wish for Christmas is to finally catch that bastard, Claus. There wasn't a Christmas that he ever brought me what I really wanted so what's being good, good for if you're constantly ignored? And as a child that was devastating but as an adult, infuriating. Now, it's payback.

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                Radiofreeeuropa1 year ago

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                I told Santa you were good this year....and

                He hasn't stopped laughing since!

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