Did Humans Evolve From Monkeys? »

Posted By jpetar75 10 months, 1 week ago in Arts & Entertainment

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Humans are (distantly) descended from a fish that was able to escape some of it's competition and predation by escaping the water. By coming out of the water it got more food and was able to escape all the bigger fish....

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  Endoscopy10 months, 1 week ago
  
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  The Bush bashing never stops. Oh wait. We now get to bash Obama. Impeach him now before he can do anything.
  
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    crespi10 months, 1 week ago
    
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    Bush DID say, "Bring it on!"
    
    Don't go against the President's wishes, Endo. It's unpatriotic of you...
    
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LABELDUDE10 months, 1 week ago

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Conservative Christians have not evolved beyond the fish. Note the Symbol of a fish they display everywhere for our viewing enjoyment.

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  crespi10 months, 1 week ago
  
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  I think the symbol of the large toothed "Christian" fish eating the walking "Darwin" fish is more telling of Fundamentalist philosophy...
  
  "If you DARE to grow legs, we EAT you!"
  
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pokydoke10 months, 1 week ago

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This is so stupid it doesn't even deserve comment but because I'm bored I will.

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  crespi10 months, 1 week ago
  
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  So what's your comment?
  
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    pokydoke10 months, 1 week ago
    
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    That this article is stupid.
    
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Tangent00110 months, 1 week ago

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Technically speaking, humans didn't evolve from monkeys. New World monkeys and apes (including man) share a common ancestor.

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  crespi10 months, 1 week ago
  
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  Exactly.
  
  The evidence shows we both branched off from small, five-fingered, big eyed tree lemurs.
  
  So the whole conservative cry of "My grandparents didn't come from gorillas!" is actually accurate, but doesn't accurately reflect the theory of evolution.
  
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  Endoscopy10 months, 1 week ago
  
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  ROTFLMAO
  There is no proof that evolution is fact.
  
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    Tangent00110 months ago
    
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    Evolution is a fact in that species have been demonstrated to change over time, even humans. The THEORY of evolution is what is under examination now. BTW, NO science is PROVEN, except for mathematics.
    
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Charlson10 months, 1 week ago

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Or did monkeys evolve from man? In the Monkey Chronicles there is ample evidence to this fact. lol.

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antibrainwasher10 months, 1 week ago

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Nonsense, humans were created, along with the entire universe from flatulence excaping from the gaping rectal orifice of the baby jew jesus, exactly 5000 years ago. Anyone who doesn't believe this will never get an eternal walmart credit card to decorate their invisible doublewide in the sky.

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  crespi10 months, 1 week ago
  
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  That IS a popular competing theory...
  
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Bacalao10 months, 1 week ago

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I tend to believe we are more closely related to the pig than the monkey. we get the same diseases. We have the same digestive system. Our skin is similar. And for those of you with an odd bent.. We taste roughly the same.

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  truthiness10 months, 1 week ago
  
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  it is somewhat disturbing that you now that. I may now revert to kosher law.
  
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    Bacalao10 months ago
    
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    It may be disturbing. I found this out in a book a very long time ago. Then i decided to some more reading on this subject. No, I never did the taste test. I am a strict vegetarian. I therefore don't need to revert to kosher law, Even though I do support it.
    
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Mutainia10 months, 1 week ago

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Monkeys? MONKEYS!?! Hey, when we get old, it looks more like we evolved from turtles, buzzards, and featherless turkeys, it seems.

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  Bacalao10 months ago
  
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  No not monkeys, turtles, buzzards or even featherless turkeys. Its pigs. If you don't believe me ask any woman, she will tell you that "all men are pigs". ; )
  
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  crespi10 months, 1 week ago
  
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  So you subscribe to antibrainwasher's theory then.
  
  Hoping for the "end of the world" is a sickness, by the way...
  
  Reverend Pat Robertson said repeatedly on his 700 Club program that Moammar Khadafi was the "Anti-Christ" and 1981 was "the end times..."
  
  Whatever happened to that?
  
  Why do you Fundamentalists hope for everyone to die?
  
  Ask yourself that question.
  
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    Endoscopy10 months, 1 week ago
    
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    Listen to the foolish man put words into peoples mouths. Is this another big lie?
    
    "Fundamentalists hope for everyone to die?"
    
    Sounds like a big lie to me. Fits Hitlers definition. So big nobody will check it and find that it is not true.
    
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aceofspades110 months, 1 week ago

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i think when it comes to whence some have evolved a horse's a$$ would be in the mix

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