Survivors Of Gas Station Explosion Mourn Tragic Loss Of Gasoline »

Posted By ind06 11 months, 2 weeks ago in Humor

1 of 1

Community members who didn't burn to death are struggling to accept the devastating loss of so much premium fuel.

Read Full Story at theonion.com »

1167 Views Share Story 34 Comments Report

Submitted By:
ind06

Hello! My name is ind06 and I'm happy to welcome you to my profile. Sit down, make yourself comfortable, my profile is your profile ...

Who Also Submitted: All »
Other Related Articles: All »

RSS Join the Discussion

+ Add Comment
Comments So Far: 34 (view all)
- Display
  • 100%
    ind0611 months, 2 weeks ago

    This comment is below the standard viewing threshold View It »

    Also believed lost are several quarts of that blue stuff you clean your windshield with.

    (comment_max_expanded_depth : 2) (comment depth : 2) (recursion depth : 1) (max_comment_reply_depth : 40) (comment_max_render_depth : 3)
    Reply
    loading loading ...
    • 100%
      uncle-dave11 months, 2 weeks ago

      This comment is below the standard viewing threshold View It »

      It's burst into flames! It burst into flames!
      Watch it! Watch it! Get out of the way! Get out of the way!

      Ohhhhh the hydrocarbons!

      (comment_max_expanded_depth : 2) (comment depth : 2) (recursion depth : 1) (max_comment_reply_depth : 40) (comment_max_render_depth : 3)
      Reply

      3 Replies

      loading loading ...
    • 100%
      y_soitenly11 months, 2 weeks ago

      This comment is below the standard viewing threshold View It »

      The crowd looked like they were fueled with excitement and devastation.

      (comment_max_expanded_depth : 2) (comment depth : 2) (recursion depth : 1) (max_comment_reply_depth : 40) (comment_max_render_depth : 3)
      Reply
      loading loading ...
      • 100%
        Charlson11 months, 2 weeks ago

        This comment is below the standard viewing threshold View It »

        Oh the horror, oh the horror!

        (comment_max_expanded_depth : 2) (comment depth : 2) (recursion depth : 1) (max_comment_reply_depth : 40) (comment_max_render_depth : 3)
        Reply
        loading loading ...
        • 100%
          Progressive11 months, 2 weeks ago

          This comment is below the standard viewing threshold View It »

          It could have been worse:

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWe1KvHzVx4

          (comment_max_expanded_depth : 2) (comment depth : 2) (recursion depth : 1) (max_comment_reply_depth : 40) (comment_max_render_depth : 3)
          Reply

          3 Replies

          loading loading ...
        • 100%
          Newperson11 months, 2 weeks ago

          This comment is below the standard viewing threshold View It »

          omg 800 GAL. COULD IT GET ANY WORSE

          (comment_max_expanded_depth : 2) (comment depth : 2) (recursion depth : 1) (max_comment_reply_depth : 40) (comment_max_render_depth : 3)
          Reply
          loading loading ...
          • 100%
            zkauf111 months, 2 weeks ago

            This comment is below the standard viewing threshold View It »

            God I love the Onion

            (comment_max_expanded_depth : 2) (comment depth : 2) (recursion depth : 1) (max_comment_reply_depth : 40) (comment_max_render_depth : 3)
            Reply

            2 Replies

            loading loading ...
          • 100%
            CaptainLucid11 months, 2 weeks ago

            This comment is below the standard viewing threshold View It »

            Can someone please tell me why this was posted in "humor" and not "news"? And if you removed all the Onion logos and replaced them with "fox news" logos what would happen? Would anyone notice?

            (comment_max_expanded_depth : 2) (comment depth : 2) (recursion depth : 1) (max_comment_reply_depth : 40) (comment_max_render_depth : 3)
            Reply

            9 Replies

            loading loading ...
          • 100%
            y_soitenly11 months, 2 weeks ago

            This comment is below the standard viewing threshold View It »

            uncle-dave,

            You and your tough questions!

            I couldn't even think of a comeback to that one.
            =)

            (comment_max_expanded_depth : 2) (comment depth : 2) (recursion depth : 1) (max_comment_reply_depth : 40) (comment_max_render_depth : 3)
            Reply

            2 Replies

            loading loading ...
          View All 34 Comments

          Add a Comment

          Sign In With Your Propeller Account

          Forgot your password?

          Please keep your comments relevant to this story.

          To create a live link, simply type the URL (including http://) or email address and we will make it a live link for you. You can put up to 3 URLs in your comments. Line breaks and paragraphs are automatically converted — no need to use <p> or <br /> tags.

          More News