Scientists Give Up On Idea Of Teaching Fish To Smoke Pipes »
Posted By ind06 11 months, 3 weeks ago in Humor"We wanted to try and make smoked salmon without the need for any cooking but they just wouldn't keep the little pipes in their mouths", said the scientist in charge.
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ind0611 months, 3 weeks ago
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The scientists' "You've Got A Nose, So Use It!" campaign was successful in getting many of the fish to develop raging cocaine and / or crystal meth addictions, resulting in a new kick and increased sales for the McDonald's "Fillet-O-Fish" sandwich.
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uncle-dave11 months, 3 weeks ago
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Everybody knows the hazards of smoking, including Salmon.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VveIve2pRBk-
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ind0611 months, 3 weeks ago
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"Let me in-tro-duce to you a brand new dance."
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVu2cX0jEYk
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CRYMTYPHON11 months, 3 weeks ago
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You can't teach old dogs new tricks but if he is really old you can make him think its a new trick.
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You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink unless you manipulate him. Remind him of the time he almost won the race but didn't, or mention how everyone in his yearbook became a big success.
You can take the dog out of the fight, but you can't take the fight out of the dog unless you thwap! him on the nose with a rolled up paper. That will do it usualy if not run away fast.
If you give a cigarrete to a fish, you have given him something to do for an hour. But if you teach a fish to smoke, you have given him a habit for life. -
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icono111 months, 3 weeks ago
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Well my cousin Willy 'The Hammer of Thor' Gunderhoff and his GF/BFF, Lolita Lovelace, have a tank full of 'Pee-rha-nnas' that just love it when Willie and Lola cooks salmon out on the deck and lets the smoke from the cooking into their 'retro double wide' and collect over the 'Pee-rha-nnah' tank. The P-fish get buck crazy from the smell of char-coaled salmon and start jumpin out of the tank and smacking their lips and that skeers the shiz out of 'Joint' the cat which causes 'Joint' to run and hide in Lola's closet that is populated by gerbils and assorted other Victoria Secret things.....
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Well I would finish this story if I could but I think you can see where this is heading with 'lip smacking pee-rha-nnahs', a skeerd cat called 'Joint' hiding out with the gerbils in Lola's Victoria Secrets closet(and it is all caused by smoking fish....)
Speaking of joint, where did I lay mine...... oh here it is next to my Vodka bottle........
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