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Posted By VengeanceNow 11 months ago in ReligionLeviticus
International promises to help miserable straights become ex straights.
Brother Richard of Leviticus, says anyone can become a happy
well-adjusted gay or lesbian through the power of prayer and Jesus
Christ.
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antibrainwasher11 months ago
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Overbearing god raped jewish mother, weak cuckholded father, virgin birth, god complex.....psychoanalysis would conclude the baby jew zombie god jesus was gay as a pink leather pinata.
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Nothing wrong with that, and why do so many preists who immitate the life of the baby jew zombie god become gay pedophiles? Because jesus was gay as a pink leather pinata.
Christians, muslims, jews, hindus, buddhists and other hairless apes, farting, sneezing, beltching, crapping, urinating, humping each other, squeezing out bambinos, clapping and screaming, dancing and telepathically communicating with the imaginary invisible floating charleston heston head in the sky, repeat after me...
There is no f'ing god.
There is no f'ing heaven.
There is no f'ing afterlife.
All humans are from the same species, and can interbreed.
So, why are you living in a tribe of inbred baboons in a perfect crap hole, producing billions of bambinos, and murdering each other?-
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blessed7711 months ago
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God is real and so is Jesus Christ and when He returns to Earth the third time every knee will bow and every tongue confess that He is King of Kings and Lord of Lords, even you! I am praying for all of you that are ,making light of this subject! God have mercy!
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Endoscopy11 months ago
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The site the story is on claims it to be humor. The problem is to be really funny there has to be a core of truth there. The only people who would see this as funny would be the atheists or other Christian haters. They are the only people who would see a core of truth in this pathetic attempt at humor.
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Tangent00111 months ago
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Yes, there is a 'core truth' to this satire. It is the notion that somehow the Bible can 'fix' gay people.
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How does that make me a 'Christian-hater'? There are plenty of Christians who don't have a problem with gays at all. I'd go so far as to say most gays ARE Christian.-
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blessed7711 months ago
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Dionys11 months ago
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"Homosexuality is an abomination and the Bible say the abomination of desolation sat in the temple of Jeruselum and declared Himself God so in answer to that comment about Palin "
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Where do you get this crap.
Leviticus only says a particular act between men is an abomination. It doesn't say anything about homosexuality. If you're going to count Leviticus, you have to count ALL of it. Such as not sowing two kinds of seeds in the same plot (do you plant shade/sun grass? YOU'RE AN ABOMINATION!).. Or Exodus's wonderful bits about which kinds of Jew slaves you can take and what you can do to them. -
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lvrofwolves11 months ago
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Endoscopy-I'm not a Christian hater or an Atheist, I love many true Christians, my best friend is an Atheist, and I love many gay people I know....I think the story is F U N N Y!!!
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ooooooooooh for shame for shame on those who actually see a core of truth. Don't you think it's shameful to be so delusional? -
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antibrainwasher11 months ago
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Baby jew zombie god jesus created Elton John.
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Evangelicals, do you really want Elton John in the closet, singing the beautch is back, wearing fabulous flamboyant glasses, and a pink tux, in your mega church, being oggled by Ted Haggart on crack? What would Larry Craig say? -
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Albmore11 months ago
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I think it ís sad how little respect many have for ones belief. I disagree with churchs offensively going after gay groups, BUT I also disagree with gays trying to make churches except homosexuality. The bible cause it sin. Christians are to follow the bible and therfore see it as sin. The end is God gave man the choice! It is not OUR place to judge. That job was not given to us. We are here to spread Gods love and word. Be a light unto the world. Nothing more. Let God be the judge and let us do OUR job.
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As for those who take please in bashing Christians, well if you dont believe that your choice, but dont you ahve anything better to do with your time then fighting against something you dont believe exist?-
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Tangent00111 months ago
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"As for those who take please in bashing Christians, well if you dont believe that your choice, but dont you ahve anything better to do with your time then fighting against something you dont believe exist?"
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When it affects public policy, like depriving a particular class of people inherent rights, you bet I'll fight against it.-
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lvrofwolves11 months ago
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Tangent001-Me to!!!!
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and homosexuals are not trying to make churches ACCEPT homosexuality, they are trying to make it so they have the same rights as every other citizen of AMERICA, who cares about the churches?, churches and all religion are a personal choice that has to remain within AMERICAN laws. NO religion, no church has a right to deny equal rights, they do not give rights or make them, and neither does anyone's 'God'.
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blessed7711 months ago
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They will know we are Christians by our love one for another! Love the sinner hate the sin, that is what we are commanded to do. I love everyone I don't like what everyone does. God hates sin and so do I. God tells us what sin is and He has not changed His mind, nor will He. I can tell you this He will forgive every sin except blaspheming against the Holy Ghost! You know I can say I don't believe in you. Does that make you not real? God and the Son (Jesus Christ) and the Holy Ghost are as real as you are whether you believe in them or not! Why do people have the odasity to think that if they don't believe then it makes it not real. That's just plain ignorant!
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God said I have put a fundamental belief of God in every human being and He also said I have put a measure of faith in every human being. So I know they are smart people out there, figure that one out!-
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lvrofwolves11 months ago
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blessed77-'God said I have put a fundamental belief of God in every human being and He also said I have put a measure of faith in every human being.'
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So at what age do you think he does that? and what about people for example on the Amazon river who have never heard of the bible etc....or your Christian God??
Please list your sins so we can decide if we hate your sin, not you of course, just your sin.
You thinking you know what God's mind is, in it';s entirety, that 'he' has not and will not change his mind etc...that's pretty arrogant if you ask me. He certainly changed his mind about stoning people, about owning slaves, actually when you think about it 'God' has changed his mind about a lot of things. -
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ForrestPhelps10 months, 4 weeks ago
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To blessed77:
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My church, which is a secret church that a person can join only by invitation, has the only 100% accurate bible text (which we keep hidden from the rest of the world), and I can tell you the following is completely true:
God put a fundamental DISBELIEF in every human being, so that every human being has to work to learn and understand him.
Only a very select group of people ever learn enough to be admitted into the one, true church. Most Christians fail miserably, but some have succeeded - usually to be scorned by others of their group.
Now, I know you won't believe a word of this, so I ask you in advance:
Do you have the odasity [sic] to think that if you don't believe it then it's not real?
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Tangent00111 months ago
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"He will forgive every sin except blaspheming against the Holy Ghost!"
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That's always been a head-scratcher for me. Rapists, thugs, murderers, child molestors, people who talk in the movie theatre, ALL have a shot at redemption. But blaspheme against the Holy Spirit, and YOU ARE SCREWED! -
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