A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table »

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sarahturner9 months, 3 weeks ago

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I guess it's all in getting your priorities straight.

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SenorCoconut9 months, 3 weeks ago

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LOL, another good one ST, thanks for all the jokes.

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  My pleasure SenorCoconut, thank you for reading them.
  
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myfairlady9 months, 3 weeks ago

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Good Laughing Joke.

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  sarahturner9 months, 3 weeks ago
  
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  Thank you myfairlady. I am glad you liked the joke.
  
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  You are welcome codgerprice. In order for that one to work you would have to be rich enough, your wife would have to not understand that she could probably get enough out of a divorce settlement to cover those things and she couldn't be like me. If I found out that my husband kept a mistress he would probably end up missing a few important (at least to him) body parts.
  
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BlueJeanBaby59 months, 3 weeks ago

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OH, I like this one, it's funny!! Kinda gives a new meaning to the saying, "Show me the money"

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  sarahturner9 months, 3 weeks ago
  
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  Thank you BlueJeanBaby5. I'm glad you got some laughs from it. "Show me the money" huh. Thanks for giving me a laugh back.
  
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hh089 months, 3 weeks ago

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Ha ha ha, another funny one. Money is everything..

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  Thank you hh08. I am glad that you found it funny. As much as I hate to admit it, in today's world money does seem to be everything to a large number of people. Money or power.
  
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  Thank you for saying so soniyashrma. It's always nice to hear when someone finds on of my submissions funny.
  
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  Glad you thought so unixpected. Thank you.
  
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GehlLady9 months, 3 weeks ago

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Funny Sarah, thanks

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  Thank you GehlLady. I am glad you enjoyed it.
  
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letsgetrowdy9 months, 3 weeks ago

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That was good, Sarah, I do appreciate the ones you submit, funny, and diverse!

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  Thank you for the compliment letsgetrowdy. I have been looking for more humor sites to submit from in order to increase the diversity but most of them have pop up or pop under ads and I won't submit from those kinds of sites. Others have jokes that just don't seem funny. My uncle has several very good joke sites but due to some problem he had while a member of Propeller he has requested that I not submit from his sites. If I can ever talk him into allowing me to submit from his sites it will add a whole new range to my submissions.
  
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engineer9 months, 3 weeks ago

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Great joke!! You have to show us a picture of the mistress!! :D

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  Thank you engineer. As to a picture of the mistress I think it would be better if you used your own imagination. That way she can look anyway you want her to.
  
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icono19 months, 3 weeks ago

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Great one.

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  Thank you icono1. I appreciate your saying so.
  
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HannibalBarca9 months, 3 weeks ago

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LMAO :It is what you call co-operation I guess.
Nice to see a married couple getting along...lol

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  Like I've said before HannibalBarca, it's all in where and how you set your priorities. I'm glad you liked the joke.
  
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