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sarahturner9 months, 2 weeks ago

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I got a huge laugh out of this one.

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  GehlLady9 months, 2 weeks ago
  
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  And downtown he goes! Thanks Sarah........
  
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    sarahturner9 months, 2 weeks ago
    
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    My pleasure GehlLady and thank you. You have to admit, he was doing pretty good until the end.
    
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Newperson9 months, 2 weeks ago

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This guy had a reson for everything even being drunk Thanks Sarah :>)

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  sarahturner9 months, 2 weeks ago
  
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  You are welcome Newperson. He had a good excuse for almost everything but he couldn't get out of the last one.
  
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rightfromwrong9 months, 2 weeks ago

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Lol Sarah ...he's an excellent lawyer. He has an answer for everything.

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  sarahturner9 months, 2 weeks ago
  
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  Thanks rightfromwrong. He did have some good explanations but they didn't save him in the end.
  
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  sarahturner9 months, 2 weeks ago
  
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  Thank you kingkhan7860. I'm glad you liked it.
  
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chevydog9 months, 2 weeks ago

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Finally we get to the crux of the matter. Good one Sarah.

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  sarahturner9 months, 2 weeks ago
  
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  Thank you chevydog. This one just goes to show that no matter how good a liar you are sometimes it's just not enough. Or in case of the police officer it goes to show that patience and perseverance pays off.
  
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Charlson9 months, 2 weeks ago

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The officer just didn't ask the right task until the last one. lol.

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  sarahturner9 months, 2 weeks ago
  
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  You got it Charlson. The officer finally asked a question that the guy couldn't come up with a lie for.
  
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Wolfie20079 months, 2 weeks ago

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Very good, Sarah. I needed a laugh, I had surgery on my left foot last week and I've been down for awhile. lol

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  sarahturner9 months, 2 weeks ago
  
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  Glad I was able to give you a lift Wolfie2007. Sorry to hear about the surgery and I hope it worked out OK. Here's to a speedy recovery and you're getting back to normal or better than normal. I wish you the best.
  
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icono19 months, 2 weeks ago

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Funny.
Very funny.

I'm going to em this one to some of my 'high' friends in 'low' places. They will recognize the situation and appreciate the humor.

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  sarahturner9 months, 2 weeks ago
  
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  Thank you icono1. "'high' friends in 'low' places. Your sense of humor may be almost as weird as mine. I like that.
  
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  sarahturner9 months, 2 weeks ago
  
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  You are very welcome RRcon and thank you.
  
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BlueJeanBaby59 months, 2 weeks ago

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LOL, quick thinking or what? Good one Sarah!

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  sarahturner9 months, 2 weeks ago
  
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  Yes quick thinking BlueJeanBaby5, but not quick enough in the end.
  
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