Great Bible Stories Volume 2: The Obamessiah Feeds The Multitudes »
Posted By pc25 11 months, 2 weeks ago in HumorLarge crowds followed the Obamessiah because the Great White-Haired Prophet, Chris Matthews, had spoken of His many great miracles, and the tingling they produced. These people wanted healing. Healing in the form of universal health care for themselves and their families.
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Wolfie200711 months, 2 weeks ago
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"But The Obamessiah was testing them. He saw their consternation.
“My children, gather round,” He said. “Tell me, how does one obtain food?”
There was a period of silence as his followers thought.
“Wish really hard?” ventured one.
“Possibly,” He replied.
“The Tofu Fairy?” asked another.
“At times, yes,” He said.
“Get a job, earn money, and purchase it in a store?” offered yet another.
“Heh heh heh,” He replied, tousling the hair of the young follower. “You have made the Obamessiah smile, my son, but no.”
“The government!” yelled one astute disciple named Neil, producing gasps from the others.
“Precisely,” said He. “You are clearly wise in the ways of forcible resource redistribution. Continue.”
“Well, uh,” Neil continued, “because of the inherent unfairness of our…capitalistic system, it often becomes necessary for the…benevolent government to step in and…make things more fair.”
Obamessiah smiled, and the group nodded approvingly.
And then, using the authority vested in Him under the recently passed Federal Food and Drink Fairness Act, He sent his disciples to the homes of the obscenely rich local gentry to confiscate their food.
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Dionys11 months, 2 weeks ago
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pc2511 months, 2 weeks ago
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nostalgia11 months, 2 weeks ago
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Didn't you watch the inauguration?
On channel after channel the religious references to Obama were made time after time
I was wondering, as I flipped channels, if the secularists on the left were having heart attacks - BUT apparently not. Seems as if religious references to the Messiah were appropriate in their view
My favorite was CNN - did you see it?
CNN compares Obama inauguration to Islamic Hajj
Just when you think you have heard everything from the liberal media, they best their own record for ludicrous reporting. Here is a CNN report that actually compares the upcoming Presidential Inauguration to the Muslim Hajj Pilgrimage to Mecca!
For the mainstream media, who take such pride in helping to get Barack Obama elected with their incredibly biased reporting, perhaps the inauguration of Barack Obama is a religious event, as they put their faith in the Messianic Obama they helped to create.
http://creepingsharia.wordpress.com/2009/01/19/cnn...
You can see the CNN clip at the above link
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jakesguile11 months, 2 weeks ago
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Lord in Heaven, two circle-jerks going at once? Losing Bush may have been the biggest boon they could have HAD. All the sexually repressed cons are suddenly going wild. It's Cons Gone Wild: Obamania!
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And the man with the crappy camera said that lots of circle-jerk circles began appearing in all the fields in the south, he was puzzled by the sudden appearance of such cyclical jerki-ness, usually the circles only appear in relation to tiny green men (s'cuse me, the tiny green ones prefer 'green people'), not fat sweaty ugly dudes with tiny twinkies -
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