Why is the Divorced Barbie $375.00, when all the others are $19.95? »
Posted By sarahturner 9 months, 2 weeks ago in HumorA short but quite funny joke. Please enjoy.
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chevydog9 months, 2 weeks ago
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Maybe just a little warped; but that's what humor's supposed to be. The world around us is filled with insanity. What better than to turn it back on itself?
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When 34B Barbie rather than 38 DD Barbie gets marketed, then we will have returned to reality.
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y_soitenly9 months, 2 weeks ago
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2 Guys Shopping
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Two guys, one old timer and one young fella, are pushing their shopping carts around Wal-Mart when they collide.
The old timer says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old timer says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"
The young guy says, "Well, she's tall, with blonde hair, big blue eyes, and she's wearing tight white shorts with a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"
The old timer says, "Doesn't matter -- let's look for yours first!"
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sarahturner9 months, 2 weeks ago
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Thank you y_soiteny for the laughs. If there is one thing I like better than telling jokes is hearing or reading them. I volunteer a couple of times a week at a senior citizens center. Every time I go there I take a few jokes along to tell. If you don't mind I think I will take this one with me next time. I think they will get a kick out of it.
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