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Posted By sarahturner 10 months, 2 weeks ago in HumorA short but quite funny joke. Please enjoy.
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chevydog10 months, 2 weeks ago
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Maybe just a little warped; but that's what humor's supposed to be. The world around us is filled with insanity. What better than to turn it back on itself?
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When 34B Barbie rather than 38 DD Barbie gets marketed, then we will have returned to reality.-
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sarahturner10 months, 2 weeks ago
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Thank you chevydog. I agree with the first part of your comment. As to the second part, I don't think you are ever going to see that happen. 38DD sells better than 34B and true reality doesn't seem to sell very well at all. Just look at the "reality " shows on television. The more unreal they are the more popular they are.
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sarahturner10 months, 2 weeks ago
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Thank you very much globalwarmer. I asked this question in yesterday's submission but the last lime I checked (last night) it hadn't been answered. I know I'm behind the times when it comes to certain things but I still like to learn. Oh, and you are quite welcome for the laugh.
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y_soitenly10 months, 2 weeks ago
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2 Guys Shopping
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Two guys, one old timer and one young fella, are pushing their shopping carts around Wal-Mart when they collide.
The old timer says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old timer says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"
The young guy says, "Well, she's tall, with blonde hair, big blue eyes, and she's wearing tight white shorts with a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"
The old timer says, "Doesn't matter -- let's look for yours first!"
Most old timers are helpful like that.-
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sarahturner10 months, 2 weeks ago
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Thank you y_soiteny for the laughs. If there is one thing I like better than telling jokes is hearing or reading them. I volunteer a couple of times a week at a senior citizens center. Every time I go there I take a few jokes along to tell. If you don't mind I think I will take this one with me next time. I think they will get a kick out of it.
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