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Posted By newamba 10 months ago in HumorDay 1:
Went to the rodeo in a wedding gown
and lassoed up a gorilla to bring home
to the illegal monkey farm I’ve got going in my attic.
Took a trip to the mall and shoplifted a kangaroo costume to wear to a funeral.
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Hi. I'm Newamba and I'm a freak of nature. That's what happens when you're raised on a chicken farm by a ...
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