Diary of a Crack Smoking Cannibal (The Epileptic Vampire Remix) »

Posted By newamba 11 months, 1 week ago in Humor
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Day 1:
Went to the rodeo in a wedding gown
and lassoed up a gorilla to bring home
to the illegal monkey farm I’ve got going in my attic.

Took a trip to the mall and shoplifted a kangaroo costume to wear to a funeral.

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