Man Attempts To Run Away With His 'Urine-filled' Tube St. Lucie County : ... »
Posted By TimALoftis 10 months ago in HumorA Port St. Lucie man found with an apparently urine-filled “tube device” under his armpit during a urine test at a probation and parole facility is facing charges after running from officials and being tackled, according to a police report released Friday.
A correctional/probation officer told police that John M. Contreras, 25, was being given a urine test for “illegal substances” Thursday morning at the facility in the 3500 block of Okeechobee Road when the device was spotted.
The officer said the “urine apparatus” had a tube extending toward the groin area, “consistent with an attempt to defraud a urine test,” the report states.
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orndorffter10 months ago
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Its not funny but yet it is funny, I could just see all this happening and my husband ask me what I was laughing at and I ask him to come over to my desk and read this, he had a laugh to, sometimes an atricale well strick me funny and I can't help but laugh out loud.gota hand it to the man he was going to do what he had to, to pass that urion test. I did need this Laugh,Good Article.
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Teech10 months ago
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Well, ain't that a pi$$er?
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A common ploy, I am told, to avoid a dirty p!ss test, a parole violation, and a return to custody.
Hey, buddy, ya wanna buy some clean urine?
Best part of these replies is seeing how many creative ways there are to avoid censoring the word p!ss ! Using a p then an i, and an s and an s just won't get it. -
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