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Posted By sarahturner 10 months, 3 weeks ago in Humor

A humorous look at how things that seem great before marriage can seem bad after marriage.

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    sarahturner10 months, 3 weeks ago

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    I got the best laugh out of the last one.

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      Cookiestar10 months, 3 weeks ago

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      that was funny lol

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        sarahturner10 months, 3 weeks ago

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        Thank you Cookiestar. I am glad that you enjoyed it.

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      SenorCoconut10 months, 3 weeks ago

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      I had a good laugh from them all, thanks ST.

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        sarahturner10 months, 3 weeks ago

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        You are welcome SenorCoconut. I am glad you liked them.

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        myfairlady10 months, 3 weeks ago

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        Haaha Nice..

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          sarahturner10 months, 3 weeks ago

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          Thank you myfairlady. I am glad you enjoyed it.

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          jnstucker10 months, 3 weeks ago

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          This is so true now days.

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            sarahturner10 months, 3 weeks ago

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            Nowadays and always jnstucker. What seems great at the beginning of a romance can sometimes get old and bothersome later on. Especially if both parties don't grow and adapt to each other. Also in my opinion, priorities change with time.

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            engineer10 months, 3 weeks ago

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            How true. It has always been true!!

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              sarahturner10 months, 3 weeks ago

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              Thank you engineer. You are so right.

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              codgerprice210 months, 3 weeks ago

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              ouch, sarah, that last one was so true. but life is funny, thanks sarah

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                sarahturner10 months, 3 weeks ago

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                I agree codgerprice. Life is funny and can be, at times, rather sad. The trick is to roll with the punches, accept the changes and adapt.

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                Will131310 months, 3 weeks ago

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                they are all true. I either KNOW or am one of the examples.. just pick one.. although my first wife said I didn't "communicate" well..

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                  sarahturner10 months, 3 weeks ago

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                  Communication is a two way street Will1313. Maybe your first wife didn't give you anything to communicate about. You seem to communicate well here.

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                    Will131310 months, 3 weeks ago

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                    I know.. I couldn't understand that either.. I communicated very well when I put her boyfriend in the hospital for punching my 10 year old son... never under stood that one... married 18 years I NEVER put a hand on her in anger.. her new boyfriend beats her up twice while I'm still married to her.. and she married him anyway..

                    he was a tough guy with kids and a woman.. but not so good against men...

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                      sarahturner10 months, 3 weeks ago

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                      It sounds to me Will1313 like the problem had nothing to do with verbal communication.

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                        Will131310 months, 3 weeks ago

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                        exactly... but you have to give a reason.. and saying well I want to be with my boyfriend just doesn't sound good.... LOL..

                        go back to yesterdays joke I posted a comment about my verbal skills.. LOL... after yours to me..

                        also you may call me Will. Will1313 sounds just to formal... {;-)

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                          sarahturner10 months, 3 weeks ago

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                          Do me a favor Will (thank you for that) remind me never to get you angry with me.

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                            Will131310 months, 3 weeks ago

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                            no worries.. I'm really a very gentle caring person... but i do expect that in return..

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                              sarahturner10 months, 2 weeks ago

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                              I won't worry then Will. I like to make people happy, not angry.

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                                Will131310 months, 2 weeks ago

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                                and you do a great job of that... I look forward to your jokes each day...

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                  chevydog10 months, 3 weeks ago

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                  All in your perspective, I guess. Good one sarah.

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                    Harbeas10 months, 3 weeks ago

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                    The way you view things do change over time. My wife has a plaque on the wall that says it all. "Mirror mirror on the wall, I am my mother after all".

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                      sarahturner10 months, 3 weeks ago

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                      Good plaque Harbeas. When we are young many of us think we know everything and our parents are behind the times and know almost nothing. As we get older and gain more life experience and take on more responsibility, often we start to realize that just maybe they weren't so dumb after all.

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                    sarahturner10 months, 3 weeks ago

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                    Thank you chevydog. You have heard the business saying "location, location, location" well, in my opinion, in life it really is perspective, perspective, perspective. Everything depends on how one looks at things.

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                      sarahturner10 months, 3 weeks ago

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                      Thank you Unusual Suspect. I agree with you on both parts.

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                        Newperson10 months, 3 weeks ago

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                        Thanks Sarah that was a good one :)

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                          sarahturner10 months, 3 weeks ago

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                          You are welcome Newperson. Thank you :)

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                          UnusualSuspect10 months, 3 weeks ago

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                          Funny, thru-out, and sadly, true...

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                            Charlson10 months, 3 weeks ago

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                            There's always a ying to a yang. lol.

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                              sarahturner10 months, 3 weeks ago

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                              Wow Charlson, you are being deep today. Thank you.

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                              ConquistadorForLife10 months, 3 weeks ago

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                              LOL

                              women are weird, after reading this it reminds me of what i found on Stumbleupon..

                              http://www.wikimaniacs.com/men-are-so-simplecheerz...

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                                sarahturner10 months, 3 weeks ago

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                                Women aren't any more weird then men ConquistadorForLife. Men and women are just plain different and that's what makes things interesting.

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                                Mutainia10 months, 3 weeks ago

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                                If yin is associated with the female and yang with the male, sounds like this guy was complete yang. Got to have a bit of the yin in your yang, and vice versa, or, as a guy, how can you related to your female yin? With a lot of yin in your yang, you, as a guy, might start humming songs from "A Chorus Line".

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                                  sarahturner10 months, 3 weeks ago

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                                  Whether or not people like to admit it everyone has some of each in them. Some are just more one than the other. I don't think that I would care to know a man that didn't have at least some feminine in him nor would I care to know a woman that didn't have a little masculine in her. That's just my opinion. Your comment Mutainia, about relating is, again in my opinion, very much on the mark.

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                                    Mutainia10 months, 3 weeks ago

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                                    Thanks, sarahturner. I don't mind people who are dot-less in either their yin or yang (it takes all types to make the world go round), but, I don't think I'd want to be married to one. Seems to me, the ones who are without dots are the ones who are buying manuels and love books to see what the other sex likes. If you've got a dot, hey, who will need a book? It will be instinctively for you. A lot of atheists say it makes no sense for men to have breasts, that it shows that if there was a God, God couldn't be decisive for awhile, and, therefore, is not the Master Planner. Oh really?

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                                  BlueJeanBaby510 months, 3 weeks ago

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                                  Another good one Sarah, what once we thought was cute, eventually irritates the heck out of us, lol. It happens!!

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                                    sarahturner10 months, 3 weeks ago

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                                    Thank you BluejeanBaby5. It does happen, but also what we are looking for in life before marriage is often different than what we want out of life after marriage.

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                                    icono110 months, 3 weeks ago

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                                    Good ones.
                                    Very funny.

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                                      sarahturner10 months, 3 weeks ago

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                                      Thank you icono1. I am happy that you enjoyed them.

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                                      GehlLady10 months, 3 weeks ago

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                                      Thanks Sarah, so true!

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                                        sarahturner10 months, 2 weeks ago

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                                        You are welcome GehlLady and thank you.

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