Dick Cheney Warns Of Alien Attack Under Obama »

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Cheney says there's a "high probability" the U.S. will come under alien attack, noting that the aliens likely would have weapons of mass destruction.

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    Radiofreeeuropa9 months ago

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    Weapons of mass destruction have obviously been used on Cheney's brain.

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      engineer9 months ago

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      Where from? Mars!!!

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        david_nwpa9 months ago

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        The alien invasion will come from a small ant farm in Tokyo. Reports have surfaced that the Alien Ant Farm will eventually take over the world.

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          Radiofreeeuropa9 months ago

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          I love your site CAPNEWS! Some of your pieces are the best satire on the internets!!!

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          splitrch9 months ago

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          "You know the toilets I'm talking about," Obama added.

          does it look like this:
          http://www.flickr.com/photos/31892547@N03/32178264...

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            crespi9 months ago

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            Dr. Strangelove is still dangerous.

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              chevydog9 months ago

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              We need Spaceman Spiff to save us!

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                joelpietersen6 months, 3 weeks ago

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                I'm sensing some jealousy from Cheney, his job as a manipulator is thankfully over.

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