How do you confuse a blonde girl? Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner! »

Posted By sarahturner 9 months, 2 weeks ago in Humor

Seven funny random quips to give you some good laughs.

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    sarahturner9 months, 2 weeks ago

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    I guess I'm on a blonde kick because I got the biggest laughs out of the first and sixth ones. Okay, to be honest, I got big laughs out of all of them except the fifth one. That one I didn't care for too much but what the heck, you can't win every time. Besides that I have a feeling some of you will like that one better than the others.

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      sophiesolo9 months, 2 weeks ago

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      thanks for the great post! I really needed that one to start the day

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      SenorCoconut9 months, 2 weeks ago

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      Very funny ST, I relate to the third one.

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        sarahturner9 months, 2 weeks ago

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        Thank you SenorCoconut. The third one is very funny, in my opinion because it is so, so true and I think that almost all of us can relate to that one.

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          chevydog9 months, 2 weeks ago

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          Nice collection sarah. I liked Carlin's observations on drivers. What's the world coming to? We should all just close our eyes and drive.

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          myfairlady9 months, 2 weeks ago

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          Great Post.

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          Newperson9 months, 2 weeks ago

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          Thanks Sarah very funny stuff

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          engineer9 months, 2 weeks ago

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          I like the dog and wife one!!

          Thanks Sarah

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          Harbeas9 months, 2 weeks ago

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          Your not a blond are you Sarah? Hey, they brightened up my day.

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          GehlLady9 months, 2 weeks ago

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          I liked the last one, no exercise, no pain, no pain, LOL. Thanks Sarah

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            sarahturner9 months, 2 weeks ago

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            Thank you GehlLady. That sounds like a good philosophy to me also.

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              Charlson9 months, 2 weeks ago

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              Keep 'em coming, Sarah, always enjoy a good laugh.

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              BlueJeanBaby59 months, 2 weeks ago

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              All good ones Sarah, but I must admit, today it's #4 for me, lol.

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                dotsie_d9 months, 2 weeks ago

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                Funny stuff! Here's a contribution:

                Sick blonde goes to the doctor. The doctor examines her and says,"I've got great news! You are pregnant. You're going to have twins!"

                The blonde says,"Oh GOODY! Are they mine?"

                PEACE OUT :-)

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                jordan119 months, 2 weeks ago

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                "I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow, isn't looking good either.">>>>

                Love that one!

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                codgerprice29 months, 2 weeks ago

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                george carlin was very funny, im a maniac sometimes and an idiot sometimes, thanks sarah

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