It's A Blunderful Life - Bollocks, Boobs, Blunders & Valentines Day »
Posted By Radiofreeeuropa 9 months, 3 weeks ago in HumorValentine's day looms balefully before us.
Yes folks, on this day we commemorate the relationship;
...no not the one your involved in,
but the historic relationship between Al Capone and Bugs Moran.
This is the single most contrived holiday ever invented
for the purpose of picking pockets and advancing consumerism.
The orthodox method of celebration however
is to purchase some item which is then exchanged for sexual favors.
This of course is completely different from prostitution.
Of course it is.
I imagine we all have our own ways of celebrating,
I for instance will stimulate the Mexican economy with the purchase of a fine bottle of tequila.
Which brings us to considering for a moment
Freud's contribution to buffoonery-
"The great question - which I have not been able to answer is, - What does a woman want?"
- Sigmund Freud
Valentines Day Buffoonery and General Buffoonery at large.
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Radiofreeeuropa9 months, 3 weeks ago
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As much as I am all for romance, the notion that industry should promote it's products are the way to some sort of love nexus is highly offensive. And of course it's always great to hear from the usual suspects blundering and gaffing through time.
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This, of course merely scratches the surface. -
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Spadecaller9 months, 3 weeks ago
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"We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love." (Unknown Author_
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"Grow old with me! The best is yet to be." ~Robert Browning
What others make of Valentines Day is really not that important to me and my best friend, my wife. Whatever day we can use as an excuse to enjoy each other more is another good day; so what if it falls on Valentines Day.
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? -
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Radiofreeeuropa9 months, 3 weeks ago
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I have to wonder about the inverse of this story. If some guy dropped his pants in Central Park, and a girl was riding by with a camera...would the guy call the cops if she snapped a shot?
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Is it legal to drop your drawers in Central Park anyway?
Well granted, it's all rather trivial yet one wonders.
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uncle-dave9 months, 3 weeks ago
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“If some guy dropped his pants in Central Park……..”
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Larry Craig’s in town?!
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Beeboppin719 months, 3 weeks ago
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uncle-dave9 months, 3 weeks ago
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Don’t be sad Bee! There may not be any candies, cards, and flowers, but there’s always this!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqPbkchgACw
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Radiofreeeuropa9 months, 3 weeks ago
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Don't worry Bee! There are other exciting things to celebrate on Feb.14th besides the Massacre or the Beheading of St. Valentine.
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For instance, in 2003, Dolly the sheep, the first cloned mammal, was euthanized because of incurable lung cancer.
In 1989, Iran's Ayatollah Khomeini issued a fatwa, calling for the death of Salman Rushdie, author of The Satanic Verses.
In 1859, Oregon became the 33rd state in the United States.
It's the Birthday of 1948 Raymond Joseph Teller from Philadelphia PA, magician (Penn & Teller)
On this day in 1956, 1956 Dave Dravecky, pitcher for the San Francisco Giants, had his arm amputated.
In 1076 Pope Gregory VII excommunicates Henry IV!
In 1883 - New Jersey becomes first state to legalize labor unions.
1972 John & Yoko co-host "Mike Douglas Show" for entire week.
1899 - The U.S. Congress approved voting machines for use in federal elections.
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gamahuche9 months, 3 weeks ago
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Hey Bee!
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Some virtual flowers headed your way!!
Plus this!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTqEW2em0u4
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