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Posted By sarahturner 10 months, 2 weeks ago in Humor

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sarahturner10 months, 2 weeks ago

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I'll bet that was one amazed and excited father.

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  That's true TheOptomist but how's paw going to feel when maw goes in and comes back out looking the same. Can you imagine how disappointed he's going to be.
  
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BlueJeanBaby510 months, 2 weeks ago

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LOL, now that is funny! I'll never look at an elevator the same way now, lol!! Have a good one!

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  sarahturner10 months, 2 weeks ago
  
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  Thank you BlueJeanBaby5. I'm glad you liked it. Now to give the guys here something to think about, were you the one paw saw leaving the magic elevator?
  
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Charlson10 months, 2 weeks ago

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A magic rejuvenation room called an "elevator". What will those city folks think of next? lol.

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  sarahturner10 months, 2 weeks ago
  
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  Well, I guess you'll just have to go to the city and find out Charlson. Using high falutin words like rejuvenation you should fit right in with those city slickers.
  
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Newperson10 months, 2 weeks ago

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Thanks Sarah another good one.
Hope you have a great weekend :)

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  sarahturner10 months, 2 weeks ago
  
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  You are welcome Newperson. I hope you have a great weekend also.
  
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chevydog10 months, 2 weeks ago

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Guess that there aren't any voluptous women in redneckland. Sorry about that Daisy Mae and Moonbeam!

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  sarahturner10 months, 2 weeks ago
  
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  chevydog, there are voluptuous women there but paw wasn't married to one. That's why he wanted maw to come quick. He probably figured that here was his chance to turn maw into a Daisy Mae.
  
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RedRiverJ10 months, 2 weeks ago

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HA! good one sarah

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RedRiverJ10 months, 2 weeks ago

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HA! good one sarah

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  Thank you RedRiverJ. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
  
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SenorCoconut10 months, 2 weeks ago

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The title sure got my attention, thanks ST.

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  And here I thought that you thought about nothing other than helping us improve our health SenorCoconut. Now I know better. Oh and you are very welcome.
  
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codgerprice210 months, 1 week ago

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that was funny no matter what anyone says, get er dun, thanks sarah

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hh0810 months, 1 week ago

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This is another funny one Sarah, LOL, I wonder how his "maw" look like..

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