Girl Scouts: The Silent Killers »

Posted By capnews 9 months, 2 weeks ago in Humor
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A new study shows that given the fat content of the cookies they sell every year, the Girl Scouts of America are killing thousands of people annually.

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    engineer9 months, 2 weeks ago

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    Haha!!!

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      memestryker9 months, 2 weeks ago

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      Death by chocolate mint cookies seems like an OK way to go.

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        BronxBomber9 months, 2 weeks ago

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        I was kicked out of the Boy Scouts once,

        they've caught me eating a Brownie...

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          chevydog9 months, 1 week ago

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          Death by Girl Scout cookie probably ranks right behind getting stampeded by herds of wildebeest as a public health menace. Still, what a way to go! Can they embalm me with creme from filled cookies?

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            IsraGeek9 months, 1 week ago

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            Oh come on. People buy them ONCE a year. They are more likely killing themselves with the High Fructose Corn Syrup they ingest on a daily basis.

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              7thspages1 week, 4 days ago

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              Death by chocolate mint cookies?! Lol!

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