Celine Dion is Stalking You »
Posted By JSilver 9 months, 4 weeks ago in NewsEver get the feeling that a terrible Celine Dion song is stalking you via the radio? Every time you scan the dial there it is taunting your heart to "go on and on... forever."
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CRYMTYPHON9 months, 4 weeks ago
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Celine first began stalking me in 97;
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I was tired of the whole rock-and-roll lifestyle and told her I was finished; Sheryl Crowe, Alanis Morissette and I wanted to start a commune in Nebraska where we would play
folk rock to the coyotes and build furniture out of Cactii.
Cactie. Cactuses.
After my people beat up her people she started phoning me late at night and singing her stuff from the Titanic movie,
- which is really eerie late at night; no words, just this kind of wailing ghostly chord.
I got a restraining order and she cut it out.-
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uncle-dave9 months, 4 weeks ago
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I know how you feel CRYMTYPHON. I had a similar problem with that crack head, Myron Floren.
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The SOB just wouldn't leave me alone!
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DarkWizard9 months, 4 weeks ago
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CRYMTYPHON,
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Thank you for sharing your tale of horror at the hands of the hideous stalker Celine Demon. I was stalked by the ditty from the Vonage commercials for many years and was ready to have surgery done to remove my hearing when they finally changed their tune. I now live a nearly normal life and have been seen smiling on occasion since my stalker has ceased and desisted their sinister barrage.
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Will13139 months, 4 weeks ago
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sorry but regulation in this case and the case of banks was a good thing...
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and Clinton signed both...
media outlets used to be limited I BELIEVE to 1 am and 1 fm 1 tv and 1 newspaper in a given market...
now you could conceivably own them all..
Clearchannel.. almost has a monopoly in many major markets.. and
it's cheap to run a program..
Rush for instance.. .just open up a satellite feed and programing for an entire network..
I don't begrudge him being on in every market certainly.. but there are almost no other options...
music same way... there are very few PERSONALITIES anymore.. the Bob and Tom types.. who do a real show...
pipe in music and have a guy that introduces "30 minutes of commercial free music".. all commerical .. almost all drivel....
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CHAM9 months, 4 weeks ago
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Good post Jay. Do you think maybe you could get Celine to stalk me? I'm not all that choosy, I'll take that singer from Star, Mississippi, or maybe that Canadian Gal, what the heck, female singer will do, except not any that have live in girlfriends.
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tadair9199 months, 4 weeks ago
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i think this is like legalizing marijuana. i mean the stance we are taking is counter-productive.
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don't just legalize it and take the money away from the drug cartels to give to the government (in taxes). that is a waste.
simply, deregulate it and let the tax-payers keep their money.
lets not ask them to regulate more airwaves. i say we deregulate radio altogether. then talk shows and music would thrive. -
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DarkWizard9 months, 4 weeks ago
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Art should not be a corporate tool. I remember in the early 90's when a whole new revolution in music was infused into the music industry. The age of Alternative music was born and helped to save a stale and dying industry. Radio needs that same kind of infusion to recapture audiences once again.
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