You might be a redneck if #03 »
Posted By sarahturner 8 months, 2 weeks ago in HumorA humorous 'you might be a redneck if' list a la Jeff Foxworthy but, as far as I know, not from Jeff Foxworthy.
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sarahturner8 months, 2 weeks ago
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If you can't answer yes to any of these 'ifs' the odds are you are probably not a true redneck. On the other hand there are hundreds of more 'ifs' out there so you never know for sure. If any of you do consider yourselves to be rednecks please remember, this is just a joke. I don't want to become embroiled in any feuds. My shotgun is kind of rusty and I don't know if it still works. It's been lying in the bed of the pick up truck, which has been up on blocks in the front yard for the last few years.
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icono18 months, 1 week ago
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That's how my cousin Willy 'The Hammer of Thor' Gunderhoff from WVa stores and seasons his guns. To him a well season gun, one that is kept in a 'blocked pickup', preferably a "Ferd", ..." for awhile", is akin to a fine wine (to him the cheaper the wind the finer....) and seen as a necessary ingredient for homeland security.
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And I know for a fact that his girlfriend, Lolita Lovelace, never minds getting loaded before she washes the dishes. Usually she gets loaded and cleans everybody's dishes and clock and closet and........... well you get the picture.
Also I was a wondering; if your latest working TV is sitting on top of you previous '2' TVs, does that make you a 'Super Redneck'? If so.......I'm there.
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BlueJeanBaby58 months, 2 weeks ago
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LOL, those are good Sarah, and good comment as well!!
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Just one of my favourites to add (hope you don't mind and not sure but you maybe too young to remember drive-ins). you might be a redneck if "Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Moonlight Drive-in Theater."-
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sarahturner8 months, 1 week ago
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Thank you BlueJeanBaby5. I not only don't mind when people add funny stuff in their comments, I like it. It gives anyone who comes here, myself included, more to laugh about. If you have any more good ones like that one please feel free to add them. By the way, that was a good one. Thank you for the laugh.
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sarahturner8 months, 1 week ago
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Thank you GehlLady and you know something, so have I. I saw one in a front yard in Upland, Ca. just a little over a month ago. Also, just for the heck of it I looked up toilet planter on Google and found all kinds of references to them.
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galletta61218 months, 1 week ago
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On the current path America is taking. I'm afraid we are all going to be living a redneck life styles! " I'is afraid its'a cummmin soona den uyall dink!" You might just be a redneck if you go on pretending everything in this here country is just fine and dandy.
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