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sarahturner10 months ago

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If you can't answer yes to any of these 'ifs' the odds are you are probably not a true redneck. On the other hand there are hundreds of more 'ifs' out there so you never know for sure. If any of you do consider yourselves to be rednecks please remember, this is just a joke. I don't want to become embroiled in any feuds. My shotgun is kind of rusty and I don't know if it still works. It's been lying in the bed of the pick up truck, which has been up on blocks in the front yard for the last few years.

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  icono110 months ago
  
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  That's how my cousin Willy 'The Hammer of Thor' Gunderhoff from WVa stores and seasons his guns. To him a well season gun, one that is kept in a 'blocked pickup', preferably a "Ferd", ..." for awhile", is akin to a fine wine (to him the cheaper the wind the finer....) and seen as a necessary ingredient for homeland security.
  And I know for a fact that his girlfriend, Lolita Lovelace, never minds getting loaded before she washes the dishes. Usually she gets loaded and cleans everybody's dishes and clock and closet and........... well you get the picture.
  Also I was a wondering; if your latest working TV is sitting on top of you previous '2' TVs, does that make you a 'Super Redneck'? If so.......I'm there.
  
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    sarahturner10 months ago
    
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    Well icono1, I've heard tell that there is nothing better than a box of fine wine and that Ferds is "Ferd tough". I would think that as far as your TVs go that just makes you a collector of fine antiques. Finally, no comment about Lolita except that yes, I got the picture.
    
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