Funny Random One Liners #1 »

Posted By sarahturner 9 months, 3 weeks ago in Humor

A collection of eight random funny one liner jokes for your enjoyment.

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    sarahturner9 months, 3 weeks ago

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    I like number 3 the best because not only is it humorous but when you stop and think about it, it really does make sense.

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      codgerprice29 months, 3 weeks ago

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      i like 4 and 5 sarah thanks i may keep these to use, have a great saturday

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      jnstucker9 months, 3 weeks ago

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      I am more for the one about Don't go to bed angry.

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      Wolfie20079 months, 3 weeks ago

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      A couple of those weren't real funny but they had a good message and good advice. The last one especially, very good advice no matter who you are. Thanks.

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      BlueJeanBaby59 months, 3 weeks ago

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      Good ones Sarah. I do enjoy one liners!! I saw Joan Collins on TV the other day, wanted to find out how old she is, and her biography gave some of her one liners, and here is just one I thought was interesting, "After a certain age, you get the face you deserve." Hope you are enjoying your weekend!!

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