Chuck Norris claims thousands of right wing cell groups exist and will rebel against U.S. government »
Posted By jovial 8 months, 4 weeks ago in NewsWashington DC Article: Chuck Norris claims thousands of right wing cell groups exist and will rebel against U.S. government by local DC Special Interests Examiner expert, Ron Moore. Speaking on the Glen Beck radio show, Mr. Norris promised to run for president of Texas, if "things get any worse." According to the martial artist, Texas would be the optimal leader in a secession from the US, claiming that Texas was not formally part of the union in the first place. A live telecast, "We Surround Them", is scheduled for March 13th, to protest the current state of affairs in America.
Mr. Norris also found time during the broadcast to plug his next martial arts event, "Showdown in H-Town." The Chuck Norris legend, buoyed by several websites telling far-fetched Chuck Norris facts, continues to grow. Video of the Glen Beck interview is embedded here courtesy of Fox News:
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jovial8 months, 4 weeks ago
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Alan Keyes back in February called for the military to refuse to obey orders from the President. Stormfront.org threatened a rebellion against the government on Dec. 27, 2008 if Obama got elected. Has it been postponed? Is there a conspiracy to overthrow the government of the United States by right wing extremists?
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mesodude8 months, 4 weeks ago
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Over the weeken,I heard someone from the right claim that our country's handling of Social Security funding was justification for dodging taxes. What I can't seem to get anyone from the right to explain to me is why they want to revolt *now* instead of back in '04 when Bush was well on his way to record spending and record big government.
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Gilbertodd8 months, 3 weeks ago
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After awesome photos at GQ Jennifer Aniston makes one really hot video. She is posing topless there! I've seen it here http://Jennifer-Aniston-exposed.notlong.com
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mesodude8 months, 4 weeks ago
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"If they try to over throw the government then shoot them down!!! I certainly hope that the forces in charge are aware of all this and prepared to deal with them effectively and quickly.
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Trustno1_ALL8 months, 3 weeks ago
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We have thousands in the military right now with that kind of mentality. You'd be suprise to know the minds of some we rub elbows with daily. God help America, but as unfortunate as it would be, I think I might see that day quicker than the day an African-American became president of the United States. In God we trust is taking on new meaning.
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cleare8 months, 4 weeks ago
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as far as i'm concerned, all religious zealots can move to texas and secede with my blessings.
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i will help those who wish to repatriate from texas to the usa by sponsoring their immigration, i don't want to leave behind my liberal prop friends who are residents of that potentially totalitarian state.-
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DaneL8 months, 4 weeks ago
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An interesting email I received:
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Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is a model separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them).
We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens. You keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.
You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security. -
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DaneL8 months, 4 weeks ago
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cont.
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We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N.. But we will no longer be paying the bill.
We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.
You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right. We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World.
We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you ANWAR which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.
Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American
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bigG8 months, 3 weeks ago
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Great cleare - send them down here. That's what we need, a bunch more whack birds.
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Not all Texans are FUITH, and I certainly have no desire to leave my state.
BTW, most of these religious zealots are not Texans, they are from the Southeastern U.S. We do have our share of those nutcases though. -
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cowboygrandpa8 months, 4 weeks ago
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FTA
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"He continues; calling on a second American Revolution; “…we've bastardized the First Amendment, reinterpreted America's religious history and secularized our society until we ooze skepticism and circumvent religion on every level of public and private life.
How much more will Americans take? When will enough be enough? And, when that time comes, will our leaders finally listen or will history need to record a second American Revolution? We the people have the authority according to America's Declaration of Independence, which states: That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government…”
Norris claims that; “Thousands of cell groups will be united around the country in solidarity over the concerns for our nation.” The right wing cells will meet during a live telecast, "We Surround Them," on Friday March 13 at 5 p.m.
He closes with the words of Sam Houston followed by a plug for his next martial arts event.
“We view ourselves on the eve of battle.""
Wow, an actor using his popularity to call for armed revolution of the American government because Obama is the President.
Where were his calls when Bush was destroying our nation ?????
Oh wait that is right !!! He sided with Bush in destroying our nation.
Well Mr. Norris is a fine actor in action/adventure movies, and his prowess as a martial artist is legendary. But that doesn't mean I buy into his politics nor his ideas of Christianity.
See I'm having a hard time with the "Kill for Jesus" mentality of these so called "Christians."
He says we have circumvented religion. Oh that, that was true !!!!! No we have made religion about mans ways instead of God's Way.
He is probably one of the ones calling for us to go over and Bomb Iran and kill our enemies. LOL
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Yeah, Gee I remember when Jesus pulled out his M16 and just killed all those who didn't believe Him, then He called for attacks on all the nations so that they might know He came in peace. Then He said make sure all are armed so you may go out and commit murder in my name, in that way all will know I preach Love and forgiveness. In this way they will see your fruit and who you represent.
I mean haven't all of you read those passages in the Bible ????
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Because that sure seems like what they are reading !!!!!
People like Norris are full of themselves and their own importance.
I'll take my instruction from the Bible, not from someone who sees themself as the spokesperson for righteous indignation.
Thanks jovial.
I'm awaiting the ultra fanatic right wing "Christians" to tell me how wrong I am. LMAO haaahaaaahahaaaaahahahaaaaa !!!!-
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jakesguile8 months, 4 weeks ago
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Reminds me of that Trapt song Dissemble
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"Everybody lies, and everybody sins, where we draw the line is the difference between us"
We called for impeachment and war-crimes trials. Norris is calling for armed revolt. And for much less too, so which one of us is being extreme and unreasonable? -
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VRH8 months, 3 weeks ago
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Check your history and I don't mean the lies they taught you in high school. Texas and the other Confederate States of America can legally revolt since they were forced to rejoin the Union at gunpoint. The Supreme Court ruled after the War of Northern Aggression that the Southern States had the right to secede. Hence making it an illegal war waged by the Northern States. Abraham Lincoln was the Tyrant.
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masstigers69728 months, 3 weeks ago
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I do agree with you on some of your points. I didn't like Bush all that much either and I am a republican. But, I think this administration is doing far more to harm this country in the 55? days Mr. Obama has been in office than Bush did. Cap and Trade?!? How are people who don't have a job or anybody supposed to pay higher utility bills, nationalized healthcare does not work, card check will kill any surviving businesses, our grandchildren are going to have to pay for this enormous debt...Throwing money at something does not fix the problem. I didn't like Bush but what we have is far worse. I am not a violent person either, but if I had to fight for our Constitutional rights over socialism, I choose our constitution and I would fight. The second amendment is the reset button for our government. This is the peoples right to prevent oppression and socialism and keep the government in check. (In my opinion) And the first amendment is being wiped out by card check. I want Mr. Obama to succeed. I really do. Our country needs him to succeed. I do not want Mr. Obama's policies to succeed...health care, card check, more bail-outs, cap and trade. I want Mr. Obama to concentrate on putting people back to work in the PRIVATE sector...not creating more government jobs, and focus on our national economy and not create more debt. I want him to do these things first...then discuss other issues.
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Shadowolf8 months, 3 weeks ago
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...on 22Nov1982 I swore an oath...to protect and defend the Constitution of the United States against ALL enemies, foreign or domestic; and during my military service and the long years since nobody ever told me that oath had an expiration date...
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The Constitution in a very real sense IS America...extremists who proclaim that they are willing to rebel against the freely elected Government because they are mad about liberals,President Obama being black, or the facts that keep popping up despite the spin they keep putting out...these are not Patriots...quite the opposite!!!
As for those who keep attempting to quote the Bible to attempt to justify the NeoConArtist regime, how about "For the love of money is the root of all evil."
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rightfromwrong8 months, 4 weeks ago
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I am telling Chuck Norris that his first priority in life should be to get a new toupee and that there certainly won't be a revolution in Texas until Dallas wins the Super Bowl again.
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Maybe the drug lords will invade Texas and take it over; I mean didn't Texas belong to Mexico.
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Shadowolf8 months, 4 weeks ago
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It's amazing,(and a bit sad)to see celebrities figure that since they are expert in one or more areas, that they should be accepted as equally expert in all other areas...it's a fact that Texas joined the US on the side of the Confederacy on the eve of the Civil War.If Texas wants out, fine.But for an actor to advocate armed revolution against the US just because he don't like our President...that is beyond the pale.
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George W. Bush did real damage to this country,the Constitution, and our standing in the world. Mr.Norris joins many who have put ideology ahead of the good of our country.-
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mesodude8 months, 4 weeks ago
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I don't mind celebrities using their influence for whatever but I think they should be liable like anyone else if theyd incite violence. And I seem to remember that it wasn't too long ago that right wingers weren't too supportive of domestic terrorism. But now cons are all Rushdamn America, let's roll out the fertilizer trucks, etc...wow ;-x
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bigG8 months, 3 weeks ago
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"it's a fact that Texas joined the US on the side of the Confederacy on the eve of the Civil War."
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Wrong - Texas became a state in 1846. The "secession" bs comes from the notion that in joining the U.S., Texas could opt out at a future date if desired as Texas was a Republic from 1836 to 1846. I suspect the main reason for joining had to do with protection from a potential invasion from Mexico. -
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Bkumm8 months, 4 weeks ago
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Chuck Norris is so tough and such a patriot that he puts Party above country.
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Do you know what you find when you open Chuck Norris' skull? Another right wing nut job lunatic.
Did you know that Chuck Norris is so tough that he won't appear on Rachel Maddow because he thinks she, "Can't handle my intellectual discourse".
And on and on and on.
I will be the first one to suggest that if the government is sliding into tyranny then the Tree of Liberty will be watered with the blood of patriots. This last eight years was a damn near run thing for some of me and mine. But, Chuck is simply out to lunch.
By the way, Chuck, if you happen to be reading this, go ahead and PM me and we'll just see how tough you really are. At least in an intellectual sense. Beating me up physically will bring you about as much satisfaction as when I step on an ant, but intellectually?
In the words of the Lord and Savior of the Republican Party, "Bring that SH@# ON!!!"-
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Natureboy8 months, 3 weeks ago
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Yeah, Chuck Norris is purely a joke. Sux b@lls as an actor and thinks because he posed as macho man in front of a camera he is a real live superhero.
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He must have taken too many shots to the head when he was sparring.
And yes, he flirted with McCain but he was dancing with Mike Huckabee.
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smithichie8 months, 4 weeks ago
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Sounds like Chuckie is thinking along the same lines that Tim McVeigh was thinking during the 90s. McVeigh thought he was a freedom fighter and that his attack would unleash the floodgates of similar such attacks. Instead he ended up being nothing more than a mass murdering, terrorist, scum, POS who got off way too easy with the death penalty.
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Ciera-Marie8 months, 4 weeks ago
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Right on Smithichie. I agree with you and have mentioned McVeigh, Nichols and the looney toon in Waco to right wingers, Bush defenders and republicans here and haven't gotten an answer from them regarding the homegrown terriorists. Negged to high heaven though.
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CHAM8 months, 4 weeks ago
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Thanks Jovial. Norris' rants remind me of the mentality of party first dogma. That the Republican party is out to lunch is no surprise to me. That's why I've been calling for their demise. Not by force, as Norris advocates the removal of Obama, but by shunning them. If you never vote for a Republican Candidate again, you won't have to ever again put up with the Republican Party. They will just dry up and blow away.
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But doesn't Norris and Bush seem made for each other? And to think there is a whole legion of Republican Party First creeps out there calling for their form of hypocrisy to be the Governance model for America.
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tadair9198 months, 4 weeks ago
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These comments reflect on how polarized we've become and how we've completely lost our ability to think.
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I wonder how many here would have sided with the king when the sons and daughters of liberty started the American Revolution. How many here would call them traitors, loose cannons, or terrorists?-
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ForrestPhelps8 months, 4 weeks ago
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It was the American Revolution, wasn't it? Not the American Peaceful Secession.
To loyalists, the founding fathers were traitors.
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Beau78908 months, 4 weeks ago
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The king in 1776 was taxing colonists without allowing them representation.
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Chuck and his minions lost the presidential election, but their elected zealots still roam the halls of the Capitol. Texas has 20 Republicans in the House of Repreentatives and two Republican senators.
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tadair9198 months, 4 weeks ago
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watch list. goddamn traitor. radical islamic fundamentalists, kaczynskis, paranoid, mcveighs, seperatists, conspiracy, "shoot them down!", nut job, mccain, huckabee, limbaugh, bush, hannity, coulter, zealot, necons, brownshirts, terrorist scum, death penality, rants, dogma, etc
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agadinmar says:
I don't know why I bother reading comments..... always seems to be for the most part tirades between idiots about nothing.. missed the point, the boat and the plot... it's just so dicouraging. but friggin' funny in a dark dystopian way...
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tadair9198 months, 4 weeks ago
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what is treason? if resisting government tyranny is treason, then sign me up. i would not have accused the left of doing this. in fact, i was "the left."
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as a registered democrat in 2004, i voted for kucinich, then kerry. i hated republicans. i hated everything about them. everything from stealing elections, to lies, to wars, to everything. it was all a collosal crock of **** to me.
years later, i had a paradigm shift and i realized we were all just football players in somebody else's game.
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Ratskii8 months, 4 weeks ago
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tadair919,
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If liberals had proposed that military leaders refuse to obey orders from GWB, talked about cells preparing military resistance and called for armed rebellion against the government back in 2002, wouldn't you have accused them of treason? -
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Rick78x8 months, 4 weeks ago
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I agree, we need to abolish the current system pretending to be our government, but we also need to hunt down, arrest and prosecute the guilty morons behind the proverbial curtain - namely the Rothschild's and anybody connected with them, up to and including the bitch - I mean Queen of England. If we're going to go after the real terrorist of this world it can't stop at just those within the ranks of this phony government - it has to be an on-going, diligent quest to get them all wherever they be. We have to teach our children and they their children to forever remain diligent of New World Order types and to never allow a central bank to control this country's currency ever again. I don't know if an armed revolt is the answer. It may be unavoidable - I personally hope so, but the fact remains we Americans cannot afford to do nothing anymore. We are the last bastion of retaining liberty not just for ourselves, but the world. As America goes, so goes the world. We have allowed tyranny to sink its corrupt, infected claws into the body of our freedom. We can't allow that poison to effect our spirit. One way or another the NWO plans will be defeated and derailed, but not as long as Americans are preoccupied with their Ipods, HDTV's, partying, racial divide and the other distractions that pull our attention away from our current mission - to thwart the New World Order Idea.
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tadair9198 months, 4 weeks ago
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our solution is not political, not economical, and certainly not through military the solution is going to be a philisophical one.
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underlying all of our political decisions, economic decisions, and military decisions is this thing called "our beliefs."
the root of the problem is our beliefs about life. we simply have to acknowledge that whatever it is that we are doing is just not working.
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PrinceOfLight8 months, 3 weeks ago
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Good catch on the real power behind MOST of the political system here and worldwide, "the international bankers."
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Glad to live in the USA which allows for and was formed on the principles of freedoms of religion and free speach and free enterprise. Of course we also must accept the racists, bigots, socialists, welfare promoters and the sick, dumb and/or lazy (I will leave the politicians in another category).
As a citizen and member of our armed forces I may not agree with your comments, but I will give my life if necessary to defend your rights to have and voice them.
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sumptuousdigs8 months, 4 weeks ago
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Chuck you Farley! Walker, Texas Hoo Hah...
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At least that other crazy actor had one good movie-"Ben Hur", or two, if you liked Michelangelo in "The Agony And The Ecstasy". 'Bonzo' was pretty bad, but not as bad as that other guy's biggest role, playing the prez...He would have made a good Flash Gordon.
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jovial8 months, 4 weeks ago
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When conservatives lose fair and square, they want to resort to cheating. Like Goppy said, "To be a Neoconservative in this country is to be morally vacant." They can't come up with a way to win politically so they want to use what has worked for them since these neocons took over. Violence and military action is their modus operandi. They think that the solution to all of their problems is applying liberal amounts of violence. They are egocentric, arrogant, and now as seen by this story and some of the comments by them, violent people.
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jakesguile8 months, 4 weeks ago
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And now their plans are ruined, because you called their amount of violence "liberal"
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Sure you meant the definition of the term and not the political ideology but now they'll have to coin a new term for "given freely or abundantly; generous"
My vote is for "Holylahhhage"
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