My Psychiatrist Is A Gangsta-Rapping Leprechaun, Who Does Yoga And Is A TOTAL SPAZ »

Posted By newamba 9 months, 1 week ago in Humor
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Recently, I’ve been putting on sexy lingerie under my trench coat and
going out into the crowded South Beach streets, flashing people and
then smacking them in the face with a flyswatter whilst yelling
"DON'T TAKE MY PRETZELS!"

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