How Report Atheists to the FBI »

Posted By altnrg 8 months, 2 weeks ago in Humor

Landover Baptist Church has a helpful guide for cleansing your community of Godless heathens. Read carefully and join the army of Right-Thinking Americans in helping law enforcement officials fulfill their sacred duty: rounding up these instruments of Satan and deporting them to France.

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    memestryker8 months, 2 weeks ago

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    They need to create a self-test.

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      StevieGee8 months, 2 weeks ago

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      It's time to stand up and fight for what you don't believe in.

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        chevydog8 months, 2 weeks ago

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        Pretty funny. Wonder if these guys can see themselves in mirrors.

        And the actual reports -- do they come out of clouds with voices of thunder? In triplicate?

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          Dionys8 months, 2 weeks ago

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          Why France?

          France is too good for the Atheists. They have good Cheese, good Bread, good Art, beautiful women and good Desserts (and that's about it).

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          pokydoke8 months, 2 weeks ago

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          Send me to France, I'll go. I already speak French, it's a little rusty but I'm sure I'll pick it right back up again. France is not too good for atheists. BTW they have good health care as well. The sad part about this article is that some people actually believe this about atheists and I'd be willing to bet there are thousands and thousands of us out there not just a few hundred.

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          Sageparadox8 months, 2 weeks ago

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          I want some of those sinner identifiers t-shirts they were advertising. Especially the evildoer and heretic one.

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