Right To Privacy Not Guaranteed By Constitution Says Supreme Court Justice Peeking In Bathroom Window »
Posted By ind06 9 months, 3 weeks ago in HumorWESTON, FL - "After careful consideration, it is this justice's finding that there is no specific mention of the right to privacy in any of the 27 amendments," Alito whispered, before furtively looking around and then jimmying Lura Daltry's bathroom window ajar with a penknife.
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CRYMTYPHON9 months, 3 weeks ago
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Beau78909 months, 2 weeks ago
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I liked this part:
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Justice Alito was not available for further comment as Daltry had suddenly returned home and exercised her constitutionally protected Second Amendment rights.
(And now that you're out of the hospital, you'd better not let Ms. Daltrey catch you in there... -
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Progressive9 months, 2 weeks ago
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At least Garbo had a sense of humor (unlike some of the neggers around here):
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXgc5HV1CW0
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cowboygrandpa9 months, 2 weeks ago
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ind06:
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Man it is great to see ya back !!!!!!!!!!!!!
I missed your humor and the outrageous comments your posts bring.
I went on a recon mission all around propeller looking for ya when I got back on. LOL
As far as Allioto keeping the pink undergarments he was breathing heavily into. I'm sure the owner would be more than glad if he kept them. Who would want that close to their sweet spot, with a memory like that. LMAO hahahahahhahahahaaaa
Thanks for the invite and God Bless you my friend !! -
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jovial9 months, 2 weeks ago
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Welcome Back! Since we're on the subject of peeking. I am reminded of an old barroom joke...
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"A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."-
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Progressive9 months, 2 weeks ago
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Equal time, jovial!:
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The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me."
"Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "you're just lazy."
"Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."
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