Audubon Society Blamed for Plane Crashes, Bird Poop »

Posted By ind06 10 months, 3 weeks ago in Humor

"There's bird poop everywhere," said Liam Jackson. "I washed my car yesterday and this morning it was covered in poop. There's poop on my lawn, poop on the neighborhood benches, hell, there's even poop on my kitchen counter, and I never open my windows."

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    ind0610 months, 3 weeks ago

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    The Audubon Society has so far escaped blame for little Jimmy Jones teaching the class parrot to say "Sh*t on a brick!"

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    STONERS10 months, 3 weeks ago

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    Holly crap!!! lol- thanks ind06...

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    cowboygrandpa10 months, 3 weeks ago

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    Birds, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

    Quail, Pheasant, Turkeys, Ducks...

    Sure makes a man want to go hunting again. LOL

    Too much bird poop in the world, that's why I always wear a hat. LOL

    Good one ind06

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    Progressive10 months, 3 weeks ago

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    Have you any gray poop on?

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    mesamanp4710 months, 3 weeks ago

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    I've known for sometime that PETA has had bird training camps out here in the western US. Now we see black birds sitting in the tops of trees just watching....and waiting. As soon as you walk under the tree, PLOP. They've taken over the golf courses, coots (un)American Widgeons, swans, etc. Bird ca-ca all over the fairways. It's been months since I ***************; you can't take a chance, you don't know where they've been or what they've been eating. Soon it will be spring and the damn things will migrate back to Canada, eh.

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