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Posted By altnrg 8 months, 3 weeks ago in HumorI was flat on my back, spread-eagled on a table wearing nothing below the waist but a pink paper thong. I was at the salon for my waxing appointment, except that the woman who walked in wasn’t my regular waxer, Meredith. Instead, a blonde woman who blinked rapidly when she introduced herself as Cady, “with a dee why.” She inspected my nether regions and then stirred the hot wax with a wooden spoon.
I wasn’t sure how I felt about the whole waxer bait-and-switch, as I try to keep Total Strangers Looking at my Woo-Woo to a minimum. Cady (”with a dee why”) must have sensed my apprehension, because she turned, smiled, and said:
Don’t worry, I’m Pamela Anderson’s Personal Waxer.
That was the only encouragement I needed.
I ripped off the paper thong, put on my pants, and ran as fast as my stubbly crotch would allow.
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