New Swine Flu Symptoms Revealed: Beer Goggles and Walks of Shame »

Posted By cpburke 8 months, 1 week ago in Humor

(MP) - The federal government has declared a public health emergency after 20 swine flu cases were confirmed in the United States. Originating in Mexico, where as many as 1,614 reported cases have been reported, it has been revealed that college spring breakers are, in fact, the source of the concern in the U.S. President Obama said Monday that the swine flu outbreak is a "cause for concern and requires a heightened state of alert, but is not a cause for alarm. We have always had knowledge of the what these kids refer to as “ hogging” , and we feel that we will be able to take the necessary precautions to eradicate and educate.”

Read Full Story at manicattack.com »

22 Views Share Story 0 Comments Report

Submitted By:
cpburke

Other Related Articles: All »

RSS Join the Discussion

+ Add Comment
Comments So Far: 0 (view all)
- Display

Add a Comment

Sign In With Your Propeller Account

Forgot your password?

Please keep your comments relevant to this story.

To create a live link, simply type the URL (including http://) or email address and we will make it a live link for you. You can put up to 3 URLs in your comments. Line breaks and paragraphs are automatically converted — no need to use <p> or <br /> tags.

Submit a Story

Advertisement

Dropping This Article

view all »

Groups Watching This

No groups are watching this story. Why not share it with your groups?

Also Submitted By

No one else has submitted this story.