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Posted By azies 8 months ago in Humor
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In the annals of human history, there are stories of people who stretched far beyond the boundaries of what is possible. Michael Jordon defied gravity. Shakespeare invented new landscapes of language. Ron Jeremy had sex with a lot of women despite looking like a cross between Danny Devito and Super Mario.

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    Charlson8 months ago

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    Ah, what I wouldn't give to have an amazing ability that is totally useless. How about a CEO for a major bailed out bank?

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