Area Man Realizes Technology Still No Substitute For Masturbation »

Posted By ind06 8 months ago in Humor
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After a power surge left him with no internet access all weekend long, Philadelphia native Barrett Johnson came to the conclusion that although technology is entertaining, considerable progress must be made before it can stack up to masturbation.

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    ind068 months ago

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    Who says analog has lost to digital?

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    uncle-dave8 months ago

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    I wonder if Mr. Johnson types with one hand.

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    Progressive8 months ago

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    IMHO, nothin' beats this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP2wLQfpeOg

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    quicksilver06028 months ago

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    May I please have Mr. Johnson's address, Indy? I'd like to send him all my back-copies of Glamour.

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    Progressive8 months ago

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    Ah, the good ol' days...when a Palm Pilot was more than just a PDA...

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      CajunChamp8 months ago

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      Betcha his self-winding watch never runs down. :-)

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      padmaja_ch8 months ago

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      A bit interesting story to read

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        dandt16128 months ago

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        The art form will never be lost to technology.

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          aceofspades18 months ago

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          A kid's mother catches him doing the "act" - "you better stop doing that- you will go blind!! she yells at him" -- " But mom, can't I do it just until I need glasses?" he replies

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          deathray8 months ago

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          an idle hand is the devil's friend....

          heh heh heh

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