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Posted By Beau7890 7 months, 1 week ago in Humor

Today, let us try a new game in which I, the Sketchwriter, get you, the Sketchreader, to do my work for me while I go to the gym, eat lunch and listen to Rush Limbaugh on the radio. I call this Etch-a-Sketch. Today, your assignment is to come up with Limbaugh jokes that don't "cross the line." Or maybe cross the line just a little bit.

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    RobertLCrocker7 months, 1 week ago

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    You two have obviously never listened to him because he doesn't broadcast "hate" against Democrats. He simply tells the truth about liberals. There is a huge difference.

    Now when the liberals talk about conservatives (especially left side pundits and academics), well that's where you have to go to find out what "hate" sounds like.

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      Jeboba7 months, 1 week ago

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      what flavor is YOUR koolaid today? I do listen to him. He is NOTHING BUT a hate monger who tells whopping lies about EVERYTHING! You are just so brainwashed you can't hear it. I pity you.

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        antibrainwasher7 months, 1 week ago

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        Hey Crocker, did you get on your knees and lick the bleeding cyst of your Messaih today? Limpballs is an employee of the billionaire Texas Succesionist Evangelical owner of a massive empire of radio and local tv stations, and his program is offered free, paid with national advertising.

        Cause the biggest market there is is morons like you, walmart shopping uneducated white supremacist morons. But not for long. 2050, your tribe will be a minority, and you can already see what happened politically when the numbers are not there.

        You and your ilk are losers, regressive morons braying like mules in heat, and you're as pig stupid as you are mule stubborn and arrogant.

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          cowboygrandpa7 months, 1 week ago

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          RLC:

          Hahahahahaaaaaa.

          To early to be that drunk man !!!!!!!!!!!
          You and Endo stay up all night drinkin' together ??? LOL

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            Codi69347 months, 1 week ago

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            RobertLCrocker
            You can tell by these commits which way this crowd leans. They can't argue a point without calling names or personnel attacks. They won't argue policies because they know there ideals are bad for the country. Ask them to name one successful socialist country? They can't , but they will circle the wagons to defend their second coming.

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              pokydoke7 months, 1 week ago

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              France, Sweden, Norway, Finland, Denmark, Germany, Italy, Spain, shall I go on? President Obama is not a socialist, not by definition. I don't listen to Rush so I don't know what he spews but whatever it is it's for the money.

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                Codi69347 months, 1 week ago

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                Maybe not a socialist by definition, but he is by action. And that is what scares me!!

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                  pokydoke7 months, 1 week ago

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                  What has he done that is socialist and scares you?

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                    Codi69347 months, 1 week ago

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                    I know he did not start the bail out. But he sure has taken the lead on it. He fired a CEO from a private business. He is trying to force states to take money that they don't want. He split Chrysler between the unions and the Federal Govt. He is trying to impose a health care system that will not work. The VA can't get there job right, now add 37 million more people to that system. It won't work!! The tax cuts that he claims he is giving. The cap and trade program will cause anyone that uses carbon based energy to increase there cost. In turn will be passed down to the consumer. It is a zero sum gain. He/congress is taking about the fairness doctrine, which violates not only free speech but private interprise. He wants more people on govt assistance/programs to insure that Democrats stay in power. He wants to increase taxes on business which will destroy small business and drive larger businesses overseas. Do you see my point?

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                      pokydoke7 months, 1 week ago

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                      Well first off he didn't fire the CEO of GM. He told GM that if they wanted bailout money he had to go. GM made the choice not the White House. Ford chose to not take money. Strings should be attached to bail out money. A national health care system is vital in insuring a competitive America. How do you know it won't work? He is giving tax cuts to many Americans. The cap and trade is important in that it will hopefully reduce co2 emissions and the math that was used to show how expensive it was going to cost consumers was bad at best. The total expected cost of cap and trade was divided solely by the number of household in the US, never was industry or corporate America considered or included in paying part of the cost even though they are the biggest users. I don't see your point because your point is based on bad or misleading information.

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                        Codi69347 months, 1 week ago

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                        You don't see a problem with him firing the CEO of GM? You don't see the problem with him giving a company to the unions? Everything I have had to do with the VA ,I have had to do twice. Now add 37 million to a similiar program. You don't see the problem with that? Cap and trade will HOPFULLY reduce a gas that we exhale naturally! It will cause energy prices to increase, watch This Week from a few weeks ago. George got them to admit it!! You didn't mention the fairness doctrine, DHS calling returning war vets potential terrorist nor the second amendment. If you don't see a problem forming here, you are too few gone. You want him to turn this into a socialist country.

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                          pokydoke7 months, 1 week ago

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                          He didn't fire the CEO of GM, I keep telling you that yet you insist. I have no problem with him assigning part ownership of Chrysler to the union, they'll probably do a better job of running it. Business has had the upper hand in industry for centuries. I don't even know how many times I've been screwed by companies that I've worked for. maybe it's time the corporations got screwed a little. The Fairness Doctrine has not been put back in place yet and all it does is make sure that competing views are allowed to be presented. Fox news would have to allow opposing views showing that they mislead and lie about certain stories, which they do. this would also be true for all other news agency's. I am a vet as well and support them as best I can but I do realize that some of us are more balanced than others. The VA in no way shape or form would represent what a national health care system would look like. The VA health care system is a horrible institution that our politicians have ignored. Our veterans are treated poorly especially by the last administration.

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                            Codi69347 months, 1 week ago

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                            The unions drove that business into the ground!! This is setting a bad pattern. Business could fire or move overseaes. Then what? More unemployment, less tax revenue going to the govt. Then govt raises taxes again!!
                            Fairness doctrine has not been put in place YET, but more people in Congress are talking about it. It does not cover news programs, so NBC,CBS,MSNBC,Fox,ABC ,NPR and all print media are safe. It is the opinion based programs that are in danger, Rush,Hannity, Boortz, etc that they are gunning for to silence. The VA has been broken for DECADES. When you cut the defense budget, guess what, you are cutting the VA too.
                            Yes, the system is broken, but Obama is trying to fix it from the wrong end.

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                              Newenglander7 months, 1 week ago

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                              Unions did not drive Chrysler into the ground, bad management and overpriced upper level management did. Competition from overseas markets as well. One thing that had a deleterious effect on US auto companies was a lack of national health care system which is in place in Japan as well as Europe. Large Corporations in this Country have gotten very greedy and now they have to pay the price.

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                                Codi69347 months ago

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                                UAW has ,in the there contract, the company has to pay layed off employees up to 95% of there wages as if they are still working for the company for up to 4-6 months. They are payed for doing NOTHING!! Don't tell me that it helped the company's bottom line!! That is one out many deals that the union borderline forced the auto industry to agree to .

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                                  pokydoke7 months ago

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                                  Judging from your posts I'd guess that you are not in upper level management of a large corporation. I would guess that you are a blue collar or low level manager. Why would you have such a grievance against someone who is on your side of the fence? Those tools in upper corporate will screw you over in a heart beat if it's to their advantage.

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                                    Codi69347 months ago

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                                    Unions have there place. And companies are in business to make money. One can't work without the other. They both need to work together. Or one gets fired and the other moves overseaes.

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            antibrainwasher7 months, 1 week ago

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            I listen to Oxy Cottonballs. He was ranting all day yesterday about loyality to the repug party of con white supremacist, as if conservatism is some kind of religion, based on preservation of wealth by the richest 1%. Its the only principle repugs have, and they are selling it through 100% ownership of american media by mogul cons to the ignorant morons like RC above, who don't have a pot to urinate in. Its the party of playground bullies, who hate the poor, non-white, non conservative christian, educated, science based society, who would restrain the rich getting richer off the backs and labor of the working and middle.

            Make the rich richer, its all Oxy Pedophile preaches each day, its the one and only mantra of the Party of Greed, the repugs.

            Iraq: made the rich richer.
            Torture: made the rich richer.
            Politicizing Justice: made the rich richer
            Drill Drill Drill: makes the rich richer
            Bomb Bomb bomb; makes the rich richer
            Over throw governments: makes the rich richer.

            These con cowards like the draft dodging fat pedophile Lameballs and Hannity are just loyalists to the billionairs that pay them. If they said one word not in the swiftboating playbook for the rich, they would be fired instantly. Freaking yello bellied syncophant cowards, with their army of dil-do head lockstepping loyalist traitors.

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              Charlson7 months, 1 week ago

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              I liked some of the jokes at the end of the article. Here's my favorites:
              Rush Limbaugh is a normal guy, just like you and me. He pulls his jack-boots on one leg at a time
              Rush is so fat that he's now the poster boy for pork barrel spending
              Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenberg??A: One's a flaming Nazi gasbag, the other's a dirigible
              Reports from the Pentagon brass indicate that Afghanistan could be stabilized if Rush could kick his drug habit
              Dick Cheney embracing Rush Limbaugh is like Darth Vader endorsing Jabba the Hut for Emperor
              What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and Osama bin Laden? Osama is thin, and not addicted to OxyContin
              What do you get when you cross OxyContin with Rush Limbaugh? An OxyMoron

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                cowboygrandpa7 months, 1 week ago

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                When was the last time Rush told the truth ?? No one knows but there is always a first time !!!!!

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