Intelligent Design For Dummies–Part 2. Intelligent Falling »

Posted By jigar435 6 months, 2 weeks ago in Humor

Evangelical scientists have refuted gravity with a stupid Intelligent Falling theory.. A parody on the theory of Intelligent Falling..

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    Charlson6 months, 2 weeks ago

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    And what about that scientific measurement called speed of light. Yeah, right, I've never seen light with nikes. lol.

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      Wolfie20076 months, 2 weeks ago

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      Learn or stay ignorant it's your choice. This article will keep you as dumb as a rock but that's your choice. Darwinism and evolution is the theory of the past and it's been disproved so why cling to a lie?
      Check out this site and there are many others.
      http://www.intelligentdesign.org/

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      pokydoke6 months, 2 weeks ago

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      Just because you don't have an answer to a question doesn't mean there isn't one. Just because you can't fully justify Gravity with math doesn't mean god is the answer, there might be another answer and one needs to search until that answer is found. If god is the answer then so be it but it still needs to be proven. ID just assumes god is the answer without further search, bad science, bad thinking.

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      pokydoke6 months, 2 weeks ago

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      double post, sorry

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        aceofspades16 months, 2 weeks ago

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        If there is no gravity how do explain all those people who fell off the edge of the earth before Columbus?

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          RickyDawkins6 months, 2 weeks ago

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          CAPECORAL MUSES: So why not share each "theory" with young minds?

          In order to "teach creationism", the government would have to decide which is the One True Creationism on which the curriculum should be based.

          When a creationist asserts that "the butterfly, fern, rose and fish appear suddenly and fully developed" in the Cambrian Explosion, and a paleontologist gives an accurate account of Cambrian fossils (which contain no butterflies, ferns, roses or "fully developed" fish), they are not "looking at the same evidence".

          Creation science has not entered the curriculum for a reason so simple and so basic that we often forget to mention it: because it is false, and because good teachers understand exactly why it is false. What could be more destructive of that most fragile yet most precious commodity in our entire intellectual heritage -- good teaching -- than a bill forcing honorable teachers to sully their sacred trust by granting equal treatment to a doctrine not only known to be false, but calculated to undermine any general understanding of science as an enterprise? (S.J.Gould)

          How can we ask a science teacher to teach in the morning that "Archaeopteryx has the anatomy of a modern bird" and in the afternoon to teach the detailed facts about the anatomy of Archaeopteryx? Inevitably, the children will find out in the afternoon that she was lying in the morning!

          It seems unreasonable to waste any time teaching something which the teachers know to be false and the children will discover is false.

          If we allow one subject, creationism, to be taught against the consensus of experts and the testimony of the facts, then what arguments would we have against teaching astrology alongside astronomy, crystal healing alongside medicine, Holocaust denial alongside history, Flat Earth beliefs alongside geography, and so forth?

          http://skepticwiki.org/index.php/Teach_Both_Theori...

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          Wolfie20076 months, 2 weeks ago

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          Poky
          Repeating my post doesn't make you any smarter. You've just proven you prefer staying ignorant over learning something new and very exciting. lmao

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          antibrainwasher6 months, 2 weeks ago

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          Why is it that the same dic-heads that support torture, vote to make the rich richer, support Dick Cheney, and who make up the core of the party of cons, insist the earth is 5,000 years old. The half life of uranium is 4.47 billion years, it it trivial to date the earth using that technique as well as others, I know cons believe in the hydrogen bomb, using uranium fission, or fusion, its con-fusion. On every issue, it loyality and lockstepping seig heiling anti-science anti rational anti logic, relativistic cowardice....I give you the party of cons.

          The loyality test for repugs is suspension of disbelief, loyality before rationality, make the rich richer is the only principle repug cons have.

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            smithichie6 months, 2 weeks ago

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            CC-"Again I say you are confusing Creationism with Intelligent Design. They are not the same".

            Here are some excerpts from the Dover Pa Evolution vs. ID trial.

            -For the reasons that follow, we conclude that the religious nature of ID [intelligent design] would be readily apparent to an objective observer, adult or child.

            -A significant aspect of the IDM [intelligent design movement] is that despite Defendants' protestations to the contrary, it describes ID as a religious argument. In that vein, the writings of leading ID proponents reveal that the designer postulated by their argument is the God of Christianity.

            -The evidence at trial demonstrates that ID is nothing less than the progeny of creationism.

            -The overwhelming evidence at trial established that ID is a religious view, a mere re-labeling of creationism, and not a scientific theory.

            -ID's backers have sought to avoid the scientific scrutiny which we have now determined that it cannot withstand by advocating that the controversy, but not ID itself, should be taught in science class. This tactic is at best disingenuous, and at worst a canard. The goal of the IDM is not to encourage critical thought, but to foment a revolution which would supplant evolutionary theory with ID.

            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitzmiller_v._Dover_A...

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            alakazam6 months, 2 weeks ago

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            So what generates Gravity?

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            jigar4356 months, 2 weeks ago

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            Even if I try to take a neutral view on both the theories, gravity is the only theory that appears perfect and flawless.. If IF is true, then why haven't the ID guys come up with a single proof for that.. Just because you can't explain a natural phenomenon, doesn't mean it is something supernatural or the work of God.. It just means that we are stupid..

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              beavith16 months, 2 weeks ago

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              I'm bringing CapeCoralM's comment out. the thread is almost unreadable without some sort of propeeler wordwrap function.

              CCM say:
              That is the problem isn't it/ The who or what? However it can be argued as I have that A polor bears fur is white not because of random mutation or survival of the fittest but rather to some sort of "reason" or "intelligent design" have you. The same for the snow fox or the arctic grouse. The Grouse is white in winter and brown in summer. That hardly seems probable in terms of random mutation and survival of the fittest. The cheetah is a cat. Did it become the hunter it did from random mutation or through specialization based on a "need" that was met through some sort of "design modification" and not random mutation?"

              what you are arguing is called Lysenkoism. it rationalizes causation of living structures. looking at it like that shows that ID and Lysenkoism are natural allies. and both wrong. neither can predict anything.

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                hamy6 months, 1 week ago

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                Actually, they just found the missing link. All of this is for nothing. I.D. is a fraud.

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