Cheesus Jesus Likeness Found In Cheetos Bag »

Posted By Radiofreeeuropa 7 months, 3 weeks ago in News

In Dallas, Texas Dan and Sarah Bell discovered a Jesus shaped Cheeto as they began there road trip last week. Nicknaming the Cheeto Cheesus, Sarah noticed that one of the chips looked oddly familiar. I was putting them in my hand and I had eaten most of the ones in my hand, and one was left lying there. And I said, Oh my gosh, look at this. It really looks like a person in a robe praying.

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    Radiofreeeuropa7 months, 3 weeks ago

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    What would Cheesus do? What else? Be for sale on E-bay.
    Son of god appears in North Texas as a Cheeto, and this is not the first time! About 9 months ago he appeared as a cheeto...I recall it was in Montana.
    It's a mystery.

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    Radiofreeeuropa7 months, 3 weeks ago

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    I seem to remember Graham Chapman saying "Blessed are the cheesemakers"...

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      Radiofreeeuropa7 months, 3 weeks ago

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      This is surely a sign of impending apocalypse.
      Egads! What next?
      Chocolate frogs falling from the sky?
      A plague of lo mien?

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        Radiofreeeuropa7 months, 3 weeks ago

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        See you in the garden of Edam!

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          Beau78907 months, 3 weeks ago

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          Praise the Lord and pass the Cheesy Poofs!

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          Progressive7 months, 3 weeks ago

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          Oh Cheesus save me:

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK3YEkfMFJs

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            Spadecaller7 months, 3 weeks ago

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            I would have eaten it. However, during my psychedelic period, I would have stopped to observe the miracle.

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              vor7 months, 3 weeks ago

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              The truly funny thing is that no one has a clue what the purported Jesus looked like. If he fit in with the residents of the Levant at the time he was likely quite short (by today's standards), dark skinned and had coarse dark hair. Rarely do you ever see the image of Jesus depicted this way. The long brown haired, pale skinned Jesus most know came from Raphael and is hopelessly inaccurate as such a person would have stood out amongst the population as being quite different looking.

              If this Cheeto short and brown skinned? Does it have nappy hair? Is it wearing sandals? And more importantly can it turn water to wine? If not I am not bidding. Not going to be fooled by some cheesy substitute.

              The same goes for Mary, no one knows what she looked like either. But her image is constantly appearing.

              As Hitchens said, if this is the best an omnipotent being can do to confirm the story its pretty pathetic. But you can't blame these guys, people have made big money selling these modern day "relics" on Ebay. Just sad that people are so deluded.

              Some truly funny comments on this board. And it has the official stamp of approval. (Note Wolfie's drop)

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              DarkWizard7 months, 3 weeks ago

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              Holy Cheesus! Now I will have to examine every bite for some divine image that should be showcased instead of eaten!

              If I spill my milk I better see if there is an image of the Madonna before I wipe it up!

              Maybe I better be more careful as anything I eat could look like God as no one knows what he/she looks like!

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                lovemylibs7 months, 3 weeks ago

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                I've got a friend in Cheesus.

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                  Desdamona7 months, 3 weeks ago

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                  This is like the ink blot test - take some undistinguishable blob and see if you see anything. If you do that is what is consuming your unconscience thought... Wow... I once saw a dragon in a cloud as it drifted by - no one thought that was amazing :(

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                    simonsez7 months, 3 weeks ago

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                    I could be wrong, but I believe it's actually Yanni at the piano ...

                    Sad.

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                      Radiofreeeuropa7 months, 3 weeks ago

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                      There was an episode of MASH where Radar was looking in Henry's ear with a scope and saw a nativity scene.
                      (This type of phenomenon is well documented!)
                      So non believers...take that!
                      Waxing poetic...
                      The proof is in the Parmesan.

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                      alamintalib7 months, 3 weeks ago

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                      With the robe on, why can't it be Velveeta Bin Laden?

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                        jaern7 months, 3 weeks ago

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                        Sell it on eBay? I would have fed it to the dog (after all isn't dog God spelled backward?)

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                          lamaworks7 months, 3 weeks ago

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                          the next logical thing is for someone to crap out Jesus and then freeze the terd for a Ebay tour. these Jesus things are out of hand.

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                            fempatriot6 months, 4 weeks ago

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                            It looks like a very old man praying, BUT we know Jesus was only in his early 30s when he...died, visited souls in Hades, was resurrected, and ascended to Heaven where he sits on the right hand of God.
                            (Your religious lesson of the day. :o) ) Why does every potato chip, Cheeto, pancake, piece of bread with a mark on it have to look like Elvis or Jesus? Cheeze.

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