Cheesus Jesus Likeness Found In Cheetos Bag »
Posted By Radiofreeeuropa 7 months, 3 weeks ago in NewsIn Dallas, Texas Dan and Sarah Bell discovered a Jesus shaped Cheeto as they began there road trip last week. Nicknaming the Cheeto Cheesus, Sarah noticed that one of the chips looked oddly familiar. I was putting them in my hand and I had eaten most of the ones in my hand, and one was left lying there. And I said, Oh my gosh, look at this. It really looks like a person in a robe praying.
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Radiofreeeuropa7 months, 3 weeks ago
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Progressive7 months, 3 weeks ago
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Oh Cheesus save me:
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vor7 months, 3 weeks ago
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The truly funny thing is that no one has a clue what the purported Jesus looked like. If he fit in with the residents of the Levant at the time he was likely quite short (by today's standards), dark skinned and had coarse dark hair. Rarely do you ever see the image of Jesus depicted this way. The long brown haired, pale skinned Jesus most know came from Raphael and is hopelessly inaccurate as such a person would have stood out amongst the population as being quite different looking.
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If this Cheeto short and brown skinned? Does it have nappy hair? Is it wearing sandals? And more importantly can it turn water to wine? If not I am not bidding. Not going to be fooled by some cheesy substitute.
The same goes for Mary, no one knows what she looked like either. But her image is constantly appearing.
As Hitchens said, if this is the best an omnipotent being can do to confirm the story its pretty pathetic. But you can't blame these guys, people have made big money selling these modern day "relics" on Ebay. Just sad that people are so deluded.
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DarkWizard7 months, 3 weeks ago
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Holy Cheesus! Now I will have to examine every bite for some divine image that should be showcased instead of eaten!
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If I spill my milk I better see if there is an image of the Madonna before I wipe it up!
Maybe I better be more careful as anything I eat could look like God as no one knows what he/she looks like! -
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Desdamona7 months, 3 weeks ago
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This is like the ink blot test - take some undistinguishable blob and see if you see anything. If you do that is what is consuming your unconscience thought... Wow... I once saw a dragon in a cloud as it drifted by - no one thought that was amazing :(
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Radiofreeeuropa7 months, 3 weeks ago
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Desdamona7 months, 3 weeks ago
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LOL!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F-k84xyzeo
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fempatriot6 months, 4 weeks ago
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It looks like a very old man praying, BUT we know Jesus was only in his early 30s when he...died, visited souls in Hades, was resurrected, and ascended to Heaven where he sits on the right hand of God.
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(Your religious lesson of the day. :o) ) Why does every potato chip, Cheeto, pancake, piece of bread with a mark on it have to look like Elvis or Jesus? Cheeze.
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